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yea... they are planning to take over humanity with the army they are building... spread the word

2007-04-06 16:59:20 · 33 answers · asked by ~Lucky~ 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

People, I'm serious. They are plotting and training them--ninja style. TELL EVERYONE! This is important information that people need to know!

2007-04-06 17:32:09 · update #1

33 answers

I've heard they plan to bomb humans with acorns

2007-04-06 17:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did you know squirrels carry the same kind of fleas that spread the Black Death?

Did you know that because of the late autumn we will have a bumper crop of the furry creatures?

Did you know that the sidekick of Canada's greatest super hero - The Red Panda - is the Flying Squirrel?

Did you know that squirrels can climb trees faster than they can run over an open field?

Did you know that a squirrel's skin is not attached to its muscles?

Yep, they are definitely poised...and cutely awaiting their opportunity for maximum impact.

2007-04-06 17:06:01 · answer #2 · answered by MrDave2176 3 · 0 0

Yeah!..all of the Squirrels are going get together like they did in that Movie Open Season they are going to take over the World! I already see them joining together in my neighborhood and starring at the cars and people driving and walking/running by them!

2007-04-14 12:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by crsport24 3 · 0 0

I hope they DO take over. Then they can figure out what to do about Social Security and the wars going on. Maybe they will invent acorn cannons and freeze dried poo pellets. It cant make the world any worse than it already is!

2007-04-14 14:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Rosanna 4 · 0 0

They're going to take part in an eternal, M-rated war against the Tediz.

2007-04-13 15:17:57 · answer #5 · answered by answermeplz 2 · 0 0

i hope they run across the street faster then the ones in my area,cause so far its cars 10-squirrels 0

2007-04-06 17:05:45 · answer #6 · answered by bozotexino 4 · 1 0

yeah i know. saw their air force the other day. a whole squadron of flying squirrels-hehehe, the infantry was hording their nuts for ammo.

2007-04-14 13:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by mike_dooley49 3 · 0 0

Be careful, they'll hear you.
I heard they're already majority stock-holders in Yahoo!

2007-04-14 13:05:57 · answer #8 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 0 0

I like them fried with bisqiuts and gravy

2007-04-14 16:48:22 · answer #9 · answered by Snowman 3 · 0 0

I hate squirrels

2007-04-06 17:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0 1

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