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My government won't pay for my education or healthcare. They no longer give me money for daily expenses. I probably won't have a nest egg in Social Security when I turn 65. And now since the condom that Planned Parenthood gave me broke, I don't know if I'll be able to get my baby aborted. I might be stuck at my parent's house forever. What should I do?

2007-04-06 16:37:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

8 answers

Get a job very soon, and go earn a living like most people do.

2007-04-06 16:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by Villain 6 · 3 0

Simple, grow a sack and be a man. You had sex so you get the kid. Pay for it, get a job, don't rely on the Government, it's not their job to pay for your parents mistake and get your nuts out of your girlfriends purse.

2007-04-06 16:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by T M 2 · 1 2

Go and jump off a bridge. Maybe the government will save you and put you in a nice home with padded rooms.

2007-04-06 16:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by msi_cord 7 · 3 3

your life is over... might as well get a job and pay your own bills... unless we get another dem in the white house in 08
then you can go back to the freebie lifestyle

2007-04-06 16:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by pokerfaces55 5 · 4 2

I think the world is probably safer with you staying in your parent's house.

2007-04-06 16:44:38 · answer #5 · answered by Shrink 5 · 2 2

just a suggestion... but... have you thought about getting a job? And no, the lottery is not a job

2007-04-06 16:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Become a taste tester for pet food.

2007-04-06 16:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

eat a bullet now and save us another deadbeat liberal.

2007-04-06 16:42:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

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