What would you do if you found a cockroach in your bed?

Answer 1

There's a multitide of things that come to mind, none of which are survivable for Mr. Cockroach....

Answer 2

Jump out of bed and probably sleep in a chair in another part of the house until morning when I would call an extermnator.

Answer 3

If it is a Hissing Cockroach, that means one of my pets is loose and it goes back in its cage. Otherwise, have lived in house a long time and no other roaches but if one is found, would feed to one of pet lizards.

Answer 4

Flick little 'Joe' cockroach out of my bed. Put him outside so he can go about his business so I can get back to my cosy bed!

Answer 5

pick up a sheet of paper, try to get in underneath the cockroach and lift it, and throw the cockcroach out of the window

Answer 6

Scream, knock it off the bed and out the window, sleep on the couch, and launder the sheets and comforter the next say.

Answer 7

First I would pick it up with a paper towel and throw it outside then I would wash the sheets, blankets, and Comforter.

Answer 8

If it was in my half I would ask it to move over, and thank it for warming it for me.
No way, at my age, am I going to be sweet talked into gratifying it.
I go to bed to sleep these days.
(Mind you, a bit of hanky panky is OK, in bed or anywhere)

Answer 9

I'd scream so loud that the neighbors down the street could hear me, and jump so high I'd almost hit the ceiling.

Answer 10

If it was really big I'd find something to pick it up with and take it outside. If it was little I'd kill it and flush it.

Either way I'd change my sheets.