When you hawk a loogie do you check out the bodily disgustingness that emerged from your sweet self?

Question

But Ahab, disgustingness is such a great word! It really should be taken into consideration to be entered into the dictionary...

Disgustingness - adj., means to have characterizations of... er... I'll just leave that one up to the professional word people that enter words into the English language. : )

Answer 1

yes, I'm a nurse. We're trained to do that.

Answer 2

I'm a nursing assistant, and the most important part of my job is keeping track of the bowel movements of my patients. I check them out for size, consistency, regularity, the ease with which they were produced. Then I have to write in the patient notes about them...... so I am absolutely over the whole poop thing, I never look at my own, I can tell by how they feel leaving how they will look.

Answer 3

Hello Mommy well actually I figured as a "top contributor" you should have known that "disgustingness" is not actually a word as the spell checker so aptly alerted me.
In my humble perception of this "DEEP" question I have arrived at the following conclusion. Theres a bugger on my finger
no its snot noitsnot.

Answer 4

I love doing this , I hang my head over our front porch railing and honk up a big loogie and let it out slowly and when it almost reaches the ground I suck it back in like a rubber band snapping . Once in a while if I'm lucky it will come back with a fly or something caught up in it : )

Answer 5

I don't hawk out loogies .But I do always check out my poop... Its like a masterpiece. U struggle and struggle , Take your time and energy then finally there it is.. So sad when the toilet man comes and takes it b 4 u can see it though.. Wonder why it disappears so fast sometimes... Its like I Painted a beautiful masterpiece and when I had one stroke of the brush left someone snatches it and says nope.. No more Its mine...

Answer 6

Lol- Not only my own but others too!
Have you ever noticed the texture and sticky factor of loogies hawked from everyon are basically the same?
I use to hawk awesome ones when I was little but now I can hawk and hawk and they are getting more and more boring.

Answer 7

Yeah, but I tell ya, I can never hawk decent loogies. It's depressing. I think it is because I am a delicate flower of Southern womanhood.

Answer 8

I usually spit it into the toilet paper I just wiped me bum with, that way I can check for evidence of lung and rectal disturbances all at the same time. Except one time I forgot what I'd just done and wiped my nose. It wouldn't have been so bad, but my mother in-law was just leaving and I went to give her a kiss...

Answer 9

god this is one of my pet hates! but when i'm sick i spit and yes i do...only b/c you can tell how sick you are by the colour.
and now honestly i feel like i'm gonna vomit...i hate looking at that bodily disgustingness,yuck....:(

Answer 10

With wording like yours, I have no choice but to say yes.

Answer 11

not really

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