fun stuff that'll make you think?

Question

-If an atheist has to go to court, why do they make him swear on the Bible?

-How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

-When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?

How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

lol! thx for answering guys! :)

Lol answerer! Thanks for taking the time to answer all my questions! :D

and no, I didn't get them from crazythoughts.com

Answer 1

lol. wow. my brain was hurting already, but i think it's dead now. lol. i'd answer them all, but answerer already did. did you write all of those? If so, you have too much time on your hands (in a good way!!!)!!! if not, where did you get them??? I'd love to visit the website (if you found it on the internet) I added you as a contact so that i could find your questions and answers. they seem interesting. star 4 u!!!

Answer 2

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the w ay it sounds? !
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when
you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas, what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree
and eat candy out of your socks?

Answer 3

If an atheist has to go to court, why do they make him swear on the Bible?
I believe they make them swear on a dear one's life or something else. Besides, Jews don't swear on the bible either.

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
You play an instrument at a recital or concert. You recite or speak at a play.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
They are allowed to. I remember watching on E! this one kid actor who said "this was the only time I got to watch an R rated movie cause I am in it!" or something like that, so the answer is yes.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
I dont know, but hell did that person change the way we live!

When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
Because your thigh is close to your knee (?)

How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
I dont know... so no one starts your car with house keys (?)

Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
Mothers still have fluids in their body from the "bag" where the baby comes from, and they ate more before the baby came out.

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
I don't get this question ...

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
I think it originated from a diaper commercial. It must be just for decoration. I dont see the purpose of it.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Because... just because.

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
haha, yeah. silverware is used to describe any utensil.

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
So you can see it cleaning the toilet. If it was clear, how would we know how much we put in?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
She is She... She's a woman (hopefully!) JK

Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
I dont know.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Square boxes are easier to fold and easier to stack. Also, there are many square pizzas, so it fits 2 types of pizzas.

How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
There is this machine in the factory, and it puts it in before hand.

Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes?
wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?
To make them look proffesional and authority-ish.

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
'Cause its a nursery rhyme! nursery rhymes make no freaking sense!

Answer 4

Well it depends on the weather Snowing/raining: Make hot chocolate and do one or all of these: set up (inside) for Christmas Bake Make homemade gifts or cards for Christmas Change furniture around so you don't get bored of that same~old~ setup Normal/ sunny wish for it to rain ( do a rain dance) <--- :P go outside or just do what you normally do like go hangout with your friends.. O_o

Answer 5

Man, these are great!!
Do you mind if I use some of them??


I do know that metal has to have air(oxygen) to rust, so I would say that NO, a metal plate in your head wouldn't rust.

Answer 6

Why did train robbers rob trains knowing they left their tracks behind?
Why do snow men melt faster than snow women?
Why does a snow man smile when he hears a snow blower?
Why has global warming brought on a wintry Easter weekend?
And why is the tongue in your shoe always pointed at you?
When you tie the laces of your shoe are you making it tongue tied?
Why do people comb their hair before going outside on a windy day?
When stopped in traffic, why do people comb their hair and open the car windows?

Answer 7

Why did Alexander Graham Bell invent the telephone? There was no-one else to call, or Logie Baird with the television (there was nothing to watch.......and still isn't.)

Answer 8

Why did you have to go and burst everyones bubble Answerer? Now its not any fun because you just had to come up w/ scientific answers to the questions! GOSH!

Answer 9

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Answer 10

Why is it that people say Life is short? Life is the longest thing anyone does.