I'm supposed to work @ 7 in the a.m. tomorrow, but its Saturday! I can't do that. I'm callin in sick. What should I give for a reason? Best answer gets 10 points!
2007-04-06 14:43:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
I have a ******* erection that won't quit
2007-04-06 14:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by getmeoff2 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-03 10:22:16 · answer #2 · answered by turnbough 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to go to the doctor to get this fungus removed from my foot. My doctor's going out of town and it's the only time he can do it. Trust me, I'd rather be working...The doc says it'd be better to stay off it for the rest of the day as much as possible and then I should be fine. Sorry about this guys...
If you can keep from laughing, it'll work.
2007-04-06 14:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by John 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad food from the night before and now you can't leave the bathroom.Make sure to call from in there too.Add a couple toilet flushes for good measure.
Good Luck!
2007-04-06 14:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by Rainy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you think you got that horrible stomach virus thats going around. Tell them you have the screaming diarrhea with vomiting and a fever. They will beg you not to come in.
2007-04-06 15:42:52 · answer #5 · answered by country girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your boss is a man: It is that time of the month and you feel awful - heavy bleeding, clotting, etc. Give the gory details.
If your boss is a woman: Tell her that you are experiencing a huge headache and have acute food poisoning from your boyfriend/husband's undercooked chicken and eggs.
2007-04-06 15:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Christmas Light Guy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what i did was that i had to work and i didn't want to so i said my aunt just got in a car accident and i can't go, ( funny )
or you eat something bad and you have food poisoning, since the day after is sunday, you can say that you'll get better for monday. it's so easy to lie, just invent something
2007-04-06 14:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Da 1 N only 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice....So who has to get called in on their day off to cover what you agreed to do???
Kind of scary that it is so easy for folks to give advise on how easy it is ti lie.
I'll make sure to remember some of these excuses when employees call in sick on Friday or the weekend....
2007-04-06 14:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by Ken C 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
tell them you ran over the easter bunny
2007-04-06 14:54:02 · answer #9 · answered by dede 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi, whos in charge tonight? yes can you get them ill hold!!!! hi _______, im not feeling very well, im not going to be able to make it in tomarrow morning.....
2007-04-06 14:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by bambi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋