I'm looking for some websites to help me enlarge my carbon footprint. I currently own a large house, a 4x4 truck, and an SUV, but thats not enough I want to do more.
2007-04-06 14:25:49 · 10 answers · asked by conservative for life 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Chop down all the trees in your yard, and burn them.
Not only will you release all the carbon they've absorbed over their lifetime, they'll also be prevented from absorbing even more.
2007-04-06 14:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by BDZot 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well first off I will tell you drive the oldest 4x4 you can I got a 73 Toyota LC. Also to all the GW fanatics yes it will get a bit warmer for a few years but it will also mean more rain and floods since heat drives evaporation which dictates how much rain, and I will be watching you float by and drown as I drive by in my big truck, and once that happens there will be less people (all the libs that are full of hat air and carbon) so things will cool down and get back to normal. Also a cooling follows a worming because of the increased water vapor in the air so I am not afraid of it getting a bit warmer I would be afraid of California looking like Alaska
2007-04-06 21:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by crusherdrivin f 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My suggestion is to get a big *** boat. Do you live near the water? If not, all the better to haul your big *** boat down the highway with your truck or suv (or both, depending on the size of your boat). Next you need to burn fossil fuels. I mean a lot of them. See if you can't get some coal delivered to your house so you can start a coal fired glass blowing business. Or maybe make pizzas. Whichever you choose. Good luck in your endeavors. My thoughts are with you. I know I didn't offer any websites. Sorry.
2007-04-07 01:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Carbonated drinks
2007-04-06 21:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by ohbrother 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know a secret way. Vote for Democrats, I can't tell you how it'll help, it's a secret of course, but it WILL increase your carbon footprint.
2007-04-06 21:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by ck4829 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Bravo! But you must do more.....
Encourage the cows to make as much flatulence as possible, then eat them.
2007-04-06 21:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, when global warming starts taking a massive toll on the people, I hope you are severely affected.
Peace!
2007-04-06 21:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by tillbaka i tiden 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
OK, go ahead and do so,
and yes, you do need help
2007-04-06 21:31:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Buy a few hundred head of cattle...
2007-04-06 21:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by The Cult of Personality 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
AL GORE, IS THAT YOU?
2007-04-06 21:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by Boston Mark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋