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how did people react and what did you do?

2007-04-06 13:27:07 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

28 answers

Standing in front of a judge!

Long, Proud, and Loud! I couldn't help it! Any doctor will tell you there is more room outside than inside! He beat that gavel to death TRYING to get order in the court!

2007-04-06 13:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 3 1

I had horrible gas, and sitting outside during counselor orientation at summer camp, in the middle of everyone, I attempted the one cheek sneek, but didn't spread wide enough. It came out so loud that I couldn't help but laugh, marking me as the guilty man.

But the BEST place I farted, and I did this ALL the time because I hated most of those people, was in High School. We were always held in the lobby until just before first period, and then the bell rang. I'd be in front, on the way up the first set of stairs, and let one rip quietly - they were so potent that people looked like they had been slapped - but there was a crowd behind them and they had to keep going.

2007-04-06 13:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by thedavecorp 6 · 6 1

The worst place I farted was in my friends trashy car, the best place I farted was at a concert!

2007-04-06 13:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by Ad Just 4 · 1 1

i have farted
1. staples
2. mcdonalds
3. walmart
4 at my house
@ the house i was alons but didnt react
and the other places my freinds were there and couldnt stop laughing including me and we all ran out of the store

2007-04-06 13:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by Sean S 4 · 2 1

sounds really cruel,but when i first started in a care home for the elderly,while i was taking one of them to the toilet i accidentally farted,but passed it off on the old lady,as she was well known for it, i did admit it a couple of weeks later once i settled in the job,but as soon as i admitted i went to see to the lady in question,and yes,you guessed it,she farted,and no,none of the staff believed me this time,it just shows that you should be honest from the beginning. :-)

2007-04-06 13:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by stokies 6 · 7 0

Lol I couldnt stop laughing while I was typing to this. Probably in a lift..what could they do? nowhere to escape...tee hee. The best bit was I did it whilst on holiday and the lift was full of Germans. Served them right I say

2007-04-06 13:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by charlotte s 3 · 4 0

It was a round table meeting..
Not actually.. So in a Cricket play ground..,
when we were playing in a tounament .....,
(Tennis Ball Cricet)....In the drinks break ,.I did it. The bad thing is when we were sitting on the ground,..... it happened.
The other thing was our coach a clergy was there too.
The Worst thing was It was not a silent & stinky one ..
too bad it ...was a bang!

2007-04-07 07:43:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the worst place i farted was in my mother-in-law's room while i was heiping her pack her bag for a journey ,it sounded it sounded like a time bomb and i couldn't keep a straight face.know what?i ran out of d room!

2007-04-06 13:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by faloyeyemmy 1 · 2 0

In a lift (elevator). I went bright red did not look around in case somebody looked at me i just got out at the first floor the lift oppend on just to get out. i could not wait to get off on the correct floor as i think i would have exploded with embarrassment.

2007-04-06 13:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Oh my god, it was in Morrison's. My daughter and i, was by the sweet section. I let a huge fart off, not realising, there was a man, on the opposite side. He looked and we ran off, embarrassed, laughing. lol

2007-04-06 13:33:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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