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Aside from speaking Russian.

2007-04-06 13:25:35 · 26 answers · asked by tumbleweed1954 6 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

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The flag would be pink, and the national motto would be "I'm American. I'm sorry."

Dogs and dolphins could run for political office.
Gay marriage would be encouraged, but heterosexual marriage would be discouraged.
The village raising the children would be the Village People.

"Black Hawk Down" would be taken off the shelves, and "Brokeback Mountain" would be required viewing.

2007-04-06 13:34:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 6

1 80% tax rate.
2 Cradle to grave dependence on the govt.
3 Political correctness to the point where there is no freedom of speech if what you say makes ANYONE feel bad.
4 Heterosexual marriage would be ignored and gay marriage preferred.
5 Abortions would be rewarded with tax deductions.
6 Child molestation would be legalized and called "intergenerational sex".
7 Parental rights would be eliminated as the govt. would always know what is in the best interest of the child.
8 Saving the animal babies would be rewarded and saving the unborn human babies would be frowned upon.
9 Wealth would be redistrubuted on a needs basis.
10 Environmental laws would be enforced to the point where industry would leave for foreign shores
11 The pharmaceutical industry would be crippled by regulations, taxation and price controls thereby halting research into future cures
12 Any food deemed unhealthy would be outlawed
13 Any activity deemed dangerous or unhealthy would be outlawed
14 Children would be put into govt. run day care at 6 weeks of age.
15 Conservative points of view would be shouted down or silenced
16 Firearms will be outlawed, so only the police, the terrorists and the criminals will have guns
17 We will look like the USSR of the 1970s
18 Religion will be gutted and regulated
19 History classes will teach that America was founded by a bunch of over sexed, murderous, money grubbing, white male atheist scoundrels.

2007-04-06 21:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

If you've ever seen The Wall, a movie based on Pink Floyds The Wall album, you will see a parade of faceless kids marching in lockstep like pieces of meat going to slaughter then being ground up by the system. That is what we would all be. Liberals are socialists. They must be in full control at all times and of everything and anything. They want to tell us how to eat, sleep, walk, talk and wipe. They want to tell us how to work, where to work and regulate our pay. The want to take that pay and tell us how best to spend it. They get all nervous and flusterd and angry when they do not have control over someone or something, and go completely nuts if someone dare to question their destructive insanity.

2007-04-07 07:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by Sane 6 · 1 1

It would no longer be America. America is the home of freedom and diversity. We need conservatives & liberals & libertarians & Marxists & even a few damned Nazis.
We need straights & lesbians & gays & bisexuals & celibates. We need Blacks & Whites & Browns & Reds & Yellows (& whatever Michael Jackson is now). We need Catholics & Protestants & Jews & Buddhists & Muslims & Wikkans & Pagans & atheists & agnostics & freethinkers. Hell, we even need Rush Limbaugh & George W. Bush (somebody's gotta clean up the filth in the men's rooms of seedy bars).

2007-04-06 21:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by Ray Eston Smith Jr 6 · 1 1

Reese said it best
“American liberals are likely going to get everything they think they
want and then they will discover that what they’ve created is a hellish, nightmarish
society devoid of compassion or kindness or love or mercy [Utopia]. Thomas Jefferson
wanted to replace an aristocracy of birth with an aristocracy of merit. Today’s
liberal wants an aristocracy of mediocrity. Having discarded religion, they
really can’t think of any reason why a sodomite should not share a tent with
a 12-year-old Boy Scout. Science doesn’t condemn sodomy. Science is morally
neutral. It views sodomy as just another of the human race’s many aberrations
like necrophilia, a sexual preference for dead bodies, or sadism or masochism.
Having decreed egalitarianism, having discarded religion and morality, modern
liberalism’s only answer to Nature’s obvious inequality is to lower standards
on everything and to declare everything as permissible.” - Charley Reese

2007-04-06 20:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by bent_nail 3 · 5 3

well it would not be that way for long because, one of a few things might happen.
no more kids cause men and women no longer get together for that.
the country would go broke because everyone would be on the system and nobody working. and or we would get over run buy another countries because we would be nothing but a bunch of ******* and say now don't do that again each time someone attacked us until the next thing we know we are in camp like the Jewish people where in WWI1 or bowing down Mohammad

2007-04-06 20:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by crusherdrivin f 1 · 4 3

I would think it would be speaking german myself. Even though germany was not doing well on that front in the spring they would've picked thier pace back up. So there would not have been a cold war.

2007-04-06 20:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by ronnny 7 · 1 1

I'll ignore the Russian comment, and answer.

The Liberal US would stratify along the lines of their internal groupings, and there would be several different parties, each for their own agendas. It would be the same if the Conservatives were the only political philosophy in the nation.

2007-04-06 20:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by sjsosullivan 5 · 2 4

The lets not be crazy liberals would be fighting with the lets go crazy liberals whose fighting with the fiscally retrained liberals and so on.

2007-04-06 20:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Dead...there would be no one to work and pay the welfare....NAMBLA would have all the little boys and Free speech would be gone as they do ANYTHING to stop opposing views....

2007-04-06 21:46:27 · answer #10 · answered by Try Reality 4 · 2 0

I honestly don't think there would be an America left. They would have sold half back to Mexico and let the terrorist take over the rest. God help us.

2007-04-06 20:32:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6 3

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