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Is it because of the deisil spacecraft being flown by aliens from Zeta Reticuli causing martian global warming? Could it be caused by methane gas caused by space cows too? Or is it the fermenting pissmire spewed by Al Gore's mouth?

2007-04-06 13:02:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

11 answers

lol Al Gore knows all......he invented the Internet so that we can all be here today on Yahoo. If he isn't available Nancy Pelosi will hopefully go on another fact finding adventure,now that she is back from Syria. As a taxpayer I would approve her one way ticket to Mars.

PJ

2007-04-06 13:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by P. J 2 · 2 1

The planet Mars have seasons like the Earth and the water moves between the poles.
If you want a joke on Global warning come to the famous beach of Rincon in P. R. The sand on the beach almost disappear. In the 30s you can make a game of football in the beach. The erosion is well documented. When the ice from the Glaciers on Asia and Europe disappear and there's no more water to drink a great number of people will migrate. You know where? To the place of big lakes: North America.
Maybe you want to move to Mars.

2007-04-06 13:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0 3

Cause Bush wants it to melt. Why do you think global warming is happening here. Do you actually believe
what scientists say? No man Bush has majical powers
and he is using them to melt away the North pole. Why
do you think hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. Because
Bush wanted it too.

2007-04-06 13:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You are strategically correct in all but the usage of the disposed Yugos and Nash Ramblers and Edsels that are still run in leaded fuels covertly transported by the government in association with the UN for peaceful purposes.

2007-04-06 13:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

Al Gore must have a twin on Mars.

2007-04-06 13:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by Bubba 6 · 2 0

Some stupid 1st world country sent up a vehicle to investigate the planet. They caused the problem. Maybe if a 3rd worlder sent up a probe they could fix the problem the stupid 1st worlders caused.

2007-04-06 13:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by viablerenewables 7 · 0 1

Global Warming and Carbon emissons are so bad it's effecting a nearby planet!!

2007-04-06 13:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Personally, I blame Bush.

2007-04-06 13:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jadis 6 · 1 1

It is our land rover! America did it.

2007-04-06 13:23:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It's those damn Martian's and their SUV's.

2007-04-06 13:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by conservative for life 2 · 4 1

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