2007-04-06 10:35:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
D'you know wot, mate? I really went dense on this one. I actually pictured you fishing around in your coat pocket for some change to pay for a coffee or newspaper or something and finding this cute li'l weasel, all silvery and fuzzy, and giving him a bit of a jostle to see if he's okay and the silly thing spitting at you - because he's angry you shook him.
Then you'd pet him and say sorry and let him ride around in your breast pocket instead, so he could peek out and see where you're going. You'd buy him a doughtnut hole and he'd be all nibbling on it and stuff. Drinkin' out of a paper cup at work. You two would be like best buddies.
Then I read these other answers and I realize that even a grizzled veteran of reality like myself can still sometimes be blissfully naive. Good to know. Cheers!
2007-04-06 10:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah did you ever hear that weasels hate shakes. You are supposed to give it weasel food.
duhhhhhhhhh
2007-04-06 17:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by Josh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So I bet you shook that tiny weasel for half a minute and it spat and shrunk up again.
2007-04-06 17:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by R_Mall 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Peeeooooook
2007-04-06 17:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by st.uncumber 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's what happens when you shake the weasel!
2007-04-06 17:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by closeinphilly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for the same reason my trouser-snake spit all over your face and in your eye
2007-04-06 17:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by mars v 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your not suppposed to shake them
2007-04-06 17:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are very naughty. Go ask your parents.
2007-04-06 20:00:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why where you digging for loose change????
2007-04-06 17:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Lights Out #3 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'Cause you're a midget with big ears and a beard...? Maybe because you're just half monkey.
2007-04-06 17:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by Pakhi Pardesi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋