Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs ?
A: You'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all
Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control ?
A: A misconception
Q: What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant ?
A: Have sex just once a year
Q: What is a chastity belt ?
A: A labor-saving device
Q: When does a woman's biological clock start ticking ?
A: Right after she looks in the mirror and thinks, "On my God, crow's feet !"
Q: What position should the baby be in during the ninth month of pregnancy ?
A: Head down, pressing firmly on your bladder
Q: What are forceps ?
A: Giant baby tweezers
Q: What's the best way to get a man to give up his seat to a pregnant woman ?
A: Brute force
Q: How do I know if my baby has dropped ?
A: He/She will start crying. Be more careful !
2007-04-06 10:29:54 · 7 answers · asked by Nurse Kerr 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Q: I'm modest. Once I start to deliver, who will see me in that delicate position ?
A: Authorized hospital personnel only -- doctors, nurses, orderlies, photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc
Q: When should a baby not be circumcised ?
A: When it's a girl.
Q: Can a mother get pregnant while nursing ?
A: Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.
Q: What happens to disposable diapers after they're thrown away ?
A: They are stored in a silo in the Midwest, in case of global chemical warfare.
Q: What is colic ?
A: A reminder for new parents to use birth control
Q: What are night terrors ?
A: Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she's pregnant again
Q: Nannies aren't cheap are they ?
A: Not usually, but occasionally you'll find a floozy
Q: Will I love my dog less when the baby is born ?
A: No, but your husband will most likely get on your nerves
2007-04-06 10:31:37 · update #1
Nicole, why does there HAVE to be a question associated? I understand this is Y/A, ask a question get an answer, but as i stated before im tired of the "am i pregnant" questions and am adding some much needed humor for our moms to be, dont like it dont read it, really simple
2007-04-06 10:38:30 · update #2
That's really funny, but you better put a question in it, like "Do you think this is funny?, or you'll get reported for not asking a question. Some people just love to report others for silly things.
2007-04-06 10:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for putting these jokes in here. I agree that you dont need a question...As a 34 week pregnant woman I appreciate what you have done!
2007-04-06 11:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by April 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, good one.. and i also agree with the... omg i think im pregnant questions... its common sense... you think your pregnant then get a test.. how the hell are we supposed to tell you if ur pregnant or not.. we arent doctors and we are the guy who may have knocked them up!!!!!
2007-04-10 10:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by openmindedfreesoul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute
2007-04-06 10:46:02 · answer #4 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how funny and how true
2007-04-06 11:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the question is....
2007-04-06 10:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by nicole b 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
LMAO!!! It's all so true!!!
2007-04-06 10:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by EYoungmom88 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋