Fox News viewers, this is your big chance......?

Question

......... to win 10 points.

I can't get Fox News here in Europe. I've been away for six months. Whoever can tell me what interesting things have been happening in my absence gets the big enchilada.

Please include:

1) Has Bill O'Reilly said anything funny, or has he blown his stack at any guest?

2) Did they ever find Natalie Holloway, or has anyone been arrested since last August?

3) Is anyone crediting Bush for North Korea giving up nukes?

4) What is the official reason Pelosi went to Syria, and what's the real story?

5) Any chance Condi will run for President?

6) Will Newt Gingrich run for President?

7) Is Cindy Sheehan's 15 minutes of fame finally over?

8) I've been reading a lot about global warming being caused by a simple increase in solar radiation, and as proof, NASA is saying other planets have gotten warmer. What's the status of the anti-global warming crowd? Still smugly defiant?

Answer 1

1. Bill O'Reilly is always funny, he has been shutting down every secular progressive that comes his way. He is currently on his Jessica's Law campaign.

2. Nope

3. Of course not, come on, this is America's mainstream media. When you bring up N. Korea, the liberals say "well, what about Iraq?" *tsk*tsk* dumb liberals.

4. No official reason, my suspection is that she is going to lobby for their interests in Congress, cuz God knows she's not pushing for America's interests.

5. Nope, she has stated on multiple occasions that she has no intent on running.

6. He stated he will wait until later this year to announce, he has not ruled it out though.

7. Yep, she'll be referenced once in a while (mostly by O'Reilly) as the typical left-wing nutjob.

8. No, they're liberals remember... they only listen to facts when they benefit them. They only see what they want to see.

Answer 2

1.) Nothing in particular.

2.) The girl in Aruba? Nope, never found her. They did, however, find this one kid who was missing for years, and that was a big story. Then they found some Boy Scout who was gone for a week or so.

3.) No, what alot of people are saying is "North Korea has promised to give up nukes before, and they've always withdrawn that promise. They're using this as a bargaining chip to try and get some food and electricity."

4.) I think she was there to talk to the Syrian leader regarding some Islamic militant group, violating the Logan Act in the process.(Although no fuss is being raised over that whatsoever. She does look smashing in a burka though.) As for the real story, we'll probably never know.

5.) No.

6.) No.

7.) Yes.

8.) I haven't heard about that, and judging by what I've seen, neither has most of America. Al Gore's movie on global warming was supposedly some huge hit (never saw it myself), and it "made everyone aware" in the way that only a 90 minute slideshow can. (Loose Change anyone?) But no, I don't think that news is very big here.

Answer 3

1.) Yes. Geraldo Rivera last night.
2.) No.
3.) No. I had not heard North Korea was giving up its nukes.
4.) To discredit the Bush administration and take over foreign policy.
5.) No. Condi has not announced.
6.) Newt has not announced, and likely won't.
7.) According to Letterman, no.
8.) Still smugly defiant. Al Gore says there is global warming, so there must be because actors would not have given him an Oscar if they did not believe so.

Answer 4

Ron Paul is a little too close to sanity for False News' taste. But he's a little too far to the right for most people's taste. Even Ronald Reagan, the ultimate Conservative, was way closer to the Center than Ron Paul. Paul is a sensible man, but when was the last time you heard anything sensible come out of Fox News?

Answer 5

Do you prefer the word worse or worst. You may pick one for the Fox news channel. Even though Bill O, Hannity and the very honorable Oli North are trying their best to brain wash as many poor souls as possible, they are becoming increasingly frustrated since things don't seem to be working to their favor. .....Iraq, Libby,Gonzo and other embarrassing moments..... Papabear still cuts off the mics of those who disagree with him, Bush has forgiven-one of the Koreas--There is no chance that Condi will run since she is smart enough to know that she won't win.......

Answer 6

1) ...apparently I missed something last nite...about Geraldo?

2) Still unresolved, no one charged...

3) What? Give Bush credit for anything? Who? The liberal media? The Bush hate mongers? ...well, Rosie isn't...

4) Official, peace talks. Personally, I think she is trying to undermine the authority of Pres. Bush...like your gramma giving you candy after mommy says no...

5) I don't think so...she's too smart.

6) I don't think so...he still has too much dirty laundry and the libs still remember...

7) Cindy who?

8) They're all sheep following Gore and lapping up his b.s. Nothing new...

...don't follow Fox news and O'Reilly, because they spin just like CNN and their ilk...I just hear what I hear, and make up my own mind.

Answer 7

O"Reilly blew his stack at that idiot Geraldo Rivera (aka Jerry Rivers). Rivera was defending the drunk illegal alien who killed the Hollywood director Bob Clark and his son. Yelling, screaming, neck veins bulging, real quality stuff. Look for it on youtube, it must be on there somewhere.

Answer 8

1)yes that bumb Rivera.
2)no
3)neither has happened
4)Blinky the terror clown is not happy being speaker of the house, she wants to be prime minister
5)I hope so, probably
6)Yes thank GOD
7)no she is a liberal icon now like hanoi jane
8)the moon is getting warmer also , no suv's or canned hairspray, or styrofoam cups, or airconditioning, or even humans there.

Answer 9

Aren' you lucky!! You missed absolutely nothing worthwhile.

Answer 10

no dick,you can go back to your undisclosed place,or just go sit in the corner.