2007-04-06 08:55:56 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
can you pay my bills this month
2007-04-06 08:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by fallen_angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I have this problem, Santa ... maybe you'd be willing to help. There's this dog that lives next door that is SOOOO annoying. Yap yap yap ... that's all he ever does!!
Soooo, I decided to take matters into my own hands and took a microwave oven over there to drop on top of his little dog house to kill the little mutt, but happened to drop it on my own foot. Now I'm stuck at home alone, with no silence, a foot the size of Montana, and no microwave popcorn cause I dropped my microwave and the neighbors took it.
I could use a hug ... ;)
2007-04-06 09:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by DramaQ_02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, Santa - Mrs. Kringle has been trying like crazy to text you her grocery list - better check in at home more often, man!
2007-04-06 08:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really need a shoulder rub. The political questions have me all tense
2007-04-06 08:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by lei 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy fixing the drain in the bathroom sink.
2007-04-06 08:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
climb down the chimney and leave some nice presents under the tree.
2007-04-06 08:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by Homestar Runner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make the chatty lady go away so I can concentrate on my answers.
2007-04-06 09:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Santa was white. LOL
2007-04-06 09:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by Kelz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want a new car for Christmas.
2007-04-06 08:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by Guess Who 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well Santa....if you really want to do something for me.
I have this crazy, mean, and annoying relative that lives in another state.
Can you....like.........get in your sleigh and do a drive by??
*j/k
*no I'm not
2007-04-06 09:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like a large fry, pie,. and a coke. You got that in there?
2007-04-06 08:58:35 · answer #11 · answered by countess 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋