My hypothesis: Fat people are the main reason for global warming ... Conclusion: Al Gore is at fault for GW?

Question

Think about the numbers here people:
Fat people are surely the cause. Between there excessive consumption of unhealthy foods which in turn makes them fart out C02 just like cows, the extra weight in their car which decreases gas mileage and therefore increases petrolium consumption, and all the way to the fact that they are mainly American and we all know America is at fault for everything.


All i'm saying is.. If this were a Vampire movie, we could kill the mother vampire (in this case Al Gore) and everyones problems will go away because all of his minions will return to haides and burn.

What do you think? .

Answer 1

Your hypothesis makes about as much sense as Gore's does.