CONTEST! CLICK HERe!!!?

Question

every week i have a contest for best answer. your fighting to get best answer be creative. winner will be shown on next weeks contest!! good luck

last weeks winner: Katiez

Answer 1

I think they could take sesame seeds off the market, and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine five years from now saying, "D*mn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!" They're gonna have to change that McDonald's song, "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a ... bun." How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? Thats f*cking magical! There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular! What does a sesame seed grow into? I dunno, we never give them a chance. What the f*ck is a sesame? It's a street. It's a way to open... s*it.

I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry because I like loud music, so when he knocked on the wall I'd mess with his head. I'd say: "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing. It's just flat."



I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience."


I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.


The last time I called shotgun, my friends had rented a limo, so I f*cked up.


mitch hedberg...rip<3

Answer 2

I checked out your last contest and decided you need too much for 10 points. I will settle for these two....Thanks.

Answer 3

Yesterday I went into the woods and found a purple chipmunk, I was amazed and very confused. But when he started talking things got even MORE confusing..he offered me chocolate truffles and at that, all my confusion and question were set aside. I mean, hey, he had chocolate!!!

Answer 4

I'm selling huge raisin-like things 3 for a dollar. Want some?

I recommend red bandanas.

Answer 5

the flashing lights blue and red all i can think of my blood and tears pouring from me onto the pavement mixing with the oil and rain i hear yelling but don't care nothing can distract me from this pain im becoming numb thinking why why me my child is home i need to tell her i love her need to teach her need to hold her need to see her need to tell her one last time before i die god, grant me this wish theres so much i can do stop this from happening ever again spread the word drunk driving kills

Answer 6

I;m a little tea cup short and stout
here is my handle here is my spout
when I get all steamed up
hear me shout
tip me over and poor me out!!

Answer 7

I clicked and clicked and clicked and I couldn't find the contest.

Answer 8

I like Chicken

Answer 9

Didn't you already ask this question today? You said it was only once a week...you lied.

Answer 10

Pick me
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