He is constantly in trouble: first he married, then divorced, then did not pay his fish support and became a deadbeat fish; then he started dating that fish, and then double dated her when we went on holiday to Mediterranean, and that fish appeared to be a piranha (we didn't know, as she used a lot of make up), and piranha found out about his double dating and became furious, and threatened us with violence. So, I thought maybe a college will sort him out, but what college? What majors?
2007-04-06 06:35:17 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yes! Send him to......Harvard! he'd be a good lawyer
2007-04-06 06:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Alexis ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like your goldfish needs a bit more than college. Have you considered the Navy? They have been recruiting goldfish for several years now to operate thier Goldwing Goldfish underwater survalence squad. The disipline he will learn in the navy would staighten his floundering ways quickly. He will learn team work and responsibility cause if he doesnt conform he could become the fodder in between a sharks teeth. Once dischrged he will have the experience to possibly start his own investigation service, which is up and coming for goldfish since the rise in missing anglefish, 33% this year alone. Get it a shot, it wont cost you a thing.
2007-04-06 06:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by Papa Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him to UTEP. There's not alot of water out there so his choice of female fish will be very limited. He'll be forced to focus on his studies and not be distracted with chasing tail. They also have an excellent intern program for Goldfish that will allow him to study abroad in Mexico. He'll learn another language. With the cultural diversity, hopefully he'll mature and get his act together. Also the tuition is reasonable and the school is not difficult to get into. If you send him to an Ocean school, hes going to do nothing but party till he gets kicked out. Too many distractions. Send him to the desert and let him find his inner self.
Goodluck
2007-04-06 06:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Hollywood 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marine Biology, in Florida. Hes a fish, so he can brethe underwater without a tank, and he's got a little bit of background in this study, obviously because he's a fish. However, college is expensive. Trying looking on the internet for scholarships specifically designed for fish. Also, what kind of fish is he? If he's a minority fish there are tons of scholarships avaliable! Does he have any disablilities? If so, there are goverment programs to assist.
2007-04-06 06:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
probably at sandiego to the coronado college of oceanography and marine biology its part of the cali system of colleges since he lived as a fish in schools his prep is done and he can qualify as a native and get free tuition as a californian or free college as a resident alien good luck and tell him florida is wrong for such a party animal he'd be on fish gone wild or something and take twelve years to find a major good luck
2007-04-06 06:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ode to a fish!
well I don't really know what to say. this fish sounds adventurous so maybe a good art college would suit Lou.
Lou the goldfish. Hmmm...smells like fish.
2007-04-06 06:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by stephanie e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oy!!! Sounds like Lou is crying for a Catholic College, and you, guys, need to file a complaint about piranha and then relocate. Try Africa - less water brings less troubles in your case.
2007-04-06 06:41:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fishman University.
2007-04-06 06:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you send him to an ivy league school so he will be forced to be serious. Lets say Princton. Or you can send him to universtiy with me and ill make sure he behaves. And since he likes travel, why dont you put him in a traveling course.
2007-04-06 06:39:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you send him to college he'll just hang out in the bottom of water bongs and other unsavory activities. He lacks discipline. You should sign him up for the navy. I know he could never be a seal but...
2007-04-06 06:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. King 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Marine World or Sea World are great colleges for fish. Maybe he will grow up.
2007-04-06 06:37:43 · answer #11 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋