What Will You Do About My *beep* Potty Mouth?

Question

So it seems that i have a *beep* potty mouth and can't stop cursing at you *beep*. You have 5 choices to help me get rid of this nastiness:

Palmolive
Dawn
Ivory
Joy
Ajax

What is your choice of torture? LOL

*Most detailed/humorous answer earns an easy 10 points;) you *beep*!

Answer 1

There is no way to torture you because you enjoy it to much but if I was to do something I might tie you to your bed :) and every time you were bad I would have to punish you the old fashion way

Answer 2

First,you take the beeping Palmolive, swirl it with the beeping Dawn of beep, chug it down with a beeping chaser of beep-beeping Ivory beeping snow, now some beeping joy to the beeping world, and just to beeping keep it beeping interesting, slip some beeping Ajax in your pants and go beep yourself.

Answer 3

I can tell you that when I was a child it was Ivory soap all the way. I became immune to it and began to taunt my mother w/ bitting into the bar and chewing it to show her it didn't really bother me. so she decided to try dawn liquid soap and man I'll tell you getting that stuff poured into my mouth and having to keep it there for at least 5 min was horrible.....taste stayed for days. I learned at that point to choose my words more carefully when my mother was around.

Answer 4

I would blend a nice mixture of them all and pour it in a cup with hot salty water and lemon juice and seaweed. XD

Answer 5

i like the suggestions, but how about a "swear jar" (oh yeah, it works!)
and when it gets full, you have to buy something for someone else...

Answer 6

caster oil taste nasty and gives u the runs

Answer 7

Turn you over my knee,
Pull up your skirt,
Pull down your panties,
Give you a good bare-handed spanking...

Answer 8

chile