Unemployment is 40% I hear. They need something to do other that kill each other and make bombs.
2007-04-06 05:05:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Here's another good reason to carpet bomb Iraq with Burger King and Mickey Ds.
Just think what all that high quality food would do for their diets!
Their children would be morbidly obese and the adults would be so fat, they wouldn't want to walk around, let alone be able to conceal a bomb anywhere on their person.
The perfect solution! Free Big Macs and Quarter Pounders all around! And would you like that super sized?
2007-04-06 05:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by Floyd G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No 5000 Spanish speaking people would get those jobs.
Spanish speaking people from the Philippines would go to Iraq for all available jobs.
There is a interesting bigger picture in this.
Go big Red Go
2007-04-06 12:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not at the wages that food franchises presently offer to employees in developing countries and come to think of it, in developed countries.
2007-04-06 12:10:36 · answer #3 · answered by John M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most terrorists are extremely wealthy. They don't become terrorists because they're poor. They become terrorists because they are so stupid that they can't think for themselves.
They believe that they need to kill innocent people in order to promote their religion. By the way, their religion tells them to keep their women barefoot, pregnant, and uneducated. Where's N.O.W. on this one? Why aren't the feminists outraged? Do they only care about American women and their rights?
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2007-04-06 12:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
excellent Idea!
I just happen to hold the Franchise rights to "Achmeds Falafel on a Stick"
however, they must be willing to work long hours for minimum pay. "talking" Clown Heads aren't cheap.
2007-04-06 12:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by Doctor Pain 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One problem: Iraqis dont eat fast food.
Second problem: if the customer was being difficult the terrorist would most likely shoot him/her in the head.
2007-04-06 12:09:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know any one willing to take the risk of investing there yet. How many times can one afford to rebuild after each burger bomber explodes himself?
2007-04-06 12:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Mother 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good idea. One problem, how will Iraq deal with the flood of illegals?
2007-04-06 12:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and put up huge posters of Rosie in them too. Wait a minute,that might kill their appetite and start them going nuts all over again.
2007-04-06 12:09:08 · answer #9 · answered by tabs 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All the Libs on this board, despite all the data to the contrary, seem to think that that's how we've got low unemployment here.
WOW - I wrote this at the same time Longhair wrote his - - - please Libs, come up with some NEW lies!
2007-04-06 12:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋