People make fun of the liberal arts but I feel really good about these majors.
2007-04-06 04:41:47 · 5 answers · asked by trer 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?
They both circle Uranus and look for Klingons.
2007-04-06 04:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by surffsav 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If the Democrats are in power Vulcan-American and if the Republicans are in power Klingon-American.
With either major and the right party in power you can act as a press liason between the governing party and the American people.
2007-04-06 11:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Given that the US never has contact with either Vulcans or Klingons and never will (what, you think USS means United States Ship?) they probably aren't going to lead to any jobs.
2007-04-06 11:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by bestonnet_00 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey trer: Like Bill Murray said in "Lost in Translation", "There's a good buck in that." Or as Judges Smales said in "Caddyshack", "The world needs ditch diggers, too!"
To be really fluent, you should try a minor in Klingon-Vulcan-Tribble studies.
2007-04-06 11:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by cjones1303 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty funny. I'd go for the one who's got the most power.
2007-04-06 11:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by grldragon101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋