Why?..
2007-04-06 03:08:47 · 20 answers · asked by Fred The Sock Puppet 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well Kyle,
it's kinda like this.
"You were bad".
Santa didn't think it was funny that you set out about ten glue traps around your Christmas tree.
Three of the elves got their feet stuck in them and Santa spent the better part of two hours trying to get them "unstuck". That threw him so far behind on schedule that he had to just take out his .45 and pop a cap in 'em.
Elves don't come cheap Kyle.
Santa paid alot of money for them.
In fact, Kyle.....Santa is so mad he said he's gonna take your first born child and put him to work in the toy factory.
......and that's why he didn't come to your house last Christmas.
*Please don't ask me why the Easter Rabbit is pizzed at you.
2007-04-06 17:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus is going to EVERYONE'S house on Christmas Eve, silly!
2016-05-18 04:09:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I held him hostage, he is still at my house. Mrs Claus would not send the ransom. =)
2007-04-06 03:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you were a bad, bad boy. . .you deserve a spanking and a lump of coal.
2007-04-06 03:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Heather Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to be a good boy and this year he will come
make sure that you bake him alot of cookies and leave his reindeer carrots!!!
2007-04-07 13:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa Hudgens 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he did; he parked his sleigh at your house and went to the neighbor's. Didn't you see the reindeer poo in your yard?
2007-04-06 03:11:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♣4x4 lost track of accounts♠ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, he was on a bender that year.
2007-04-06 03:11:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad boy, I'm sure.
2007-04-06 03:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he holds a grudge forever, you must have pisst him off something awful
2007-04-06 03:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think grumpydaysleeper nailed it.
2007-04-06 17:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋