2007-04-06 03:08:01 · 17 answers · asked by Mikehole Jackson 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Did you hear Michael Jackson got food poisoning?? Yea, he was eating 10 year old nuts.
2007-04-06 03:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Michael Jackson himself
2007-04-06 03:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.
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I Got a hire car at the weekend - real top of the line deal, it even had a voice activated radio.
I was driving along, and I said "Rock", the radio scanned around for a few seconds, and then I here
"...for summer, School's out for ever, Schools been blown to pieces..." - neat stuff, it had actually scanned all the local radio stations until it found a rock song! A few tracks later and I'm getting board, so I say "Rap", a few tuning noises and then:
"...just imitating, so won't the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up" - again, it had scan and found what I asked for.
Just as I was turning onto my road, a bunch of youngsters stepped out in front of me, I swerved to miss them and shouted "F*CK*NG KIDS" through the window. the radio started singing:
"...struck by, you've been hit by, a smooth criminal..."
2007-04-06 03:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by will T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear Elton John and Michael Jackson are doing a duet?
The song is called "Don't let your son go down on me"
2007-04-06 03:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I heard that Michael Jackson son has his nose... Yeah he found it in the bathroom.
2007-04-06 05:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Ben N 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Good news for Michael Jackson, not guilty on ten counts! The bad news -- he's going to Disneyland!" --Jay Leno
2007-04-06 03:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by nostromobb 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did MJ shop at Wal-Mart?
He heard young boys pants 1/2 off!
2007-04-06 03:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by William Mostly 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did ya hear about Michael Jackson is now dating twenty-five year olds?
Get it twenty "FIVE" year olds.
2007-04-06 03:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by Joe M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this was when the croc hunter hung his baby in front of the crocidile. whats more dangerous than dangling your baby in front of a crocidle? dangling your baby in front of michael jackson. lolol
2007-04-06 03:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the chick say to MJ at the beach?
Get out of my son/sun...
2007-04-06 05:26:47 · answer #10 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋