2007-04-06 02:43:22 · 7 answers · asked by Guess Who 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Um...
1. Doesn't pick up after himself then wonders where something is.
2. Never calls telling me he'll be late then gripes because dinner gets cold
3. Says he plays golf for money but I never see a dime of it
4. Bought a new Porsche and it happens to be a standard and I don't know how to drive it (probably on purpose)
5. Sleeps naked then complains about being cold (in the winter no doubt)
6. Had gall bladder surgery then drove his Porsche the next day and then complained of hurting (I wonder if shifting gears had anything to do with it...hmmm)
7. Eats his favorite food, pizza, then complains of heartburn
8. Gives our son the kind of juice he hates and then gets a bruise on his head the size of a sippy cup.
9. Gripes at me for not getting him something at the store, when I asked him if he needed anything and he tells me no.
10. Married me, then asks why I nag at him all the time. ( I think I earned that privilege!)
2007-04-06 06:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by Koozie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I'm lucky enough not to have a spouse anymore!!!
I will tell you one thing my ex-husband did to me once:
He was in one of those usual bad moods and said that he didn't want to heat the house up in the middle of the day so not to take a shower. I was bound and determined that I was going to take a shower anyway and right as soon as I had gotten my hair all sudsy he cut the hot water off. I'm telling you, I could've killed him that day - among many others. LoL!
2007-04-06 10:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by K~E~G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay I'll try.
1. He leaves whiskers in the sink
2. He teaches are grandkids to burp and fart on command
3. He does the chicken dance and looks retarded
4 He puts ketchup on his waffles and peanut butter on his pancakes. ..Yuck
5. He wears his favorite t shirts that are at least 15 years old and they are pretty ugly.
6. He nags me about picking up after myself, (he's anal about stuff) and it makes me do it even more
7. He forgets to give me my phone messages.
That's all I can think of at the moment, I can't think of any more which is a good thing, otherwise I might have to trade him in. :)
2007-04-06 11:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm he don't do any tricks except he knows how to make food disappear
2007-04-06 10:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by ?Sherbear ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he makes the biggest stupid trick,he makes the computer not to work in a minute...grrrrr.....~
2007-04-06 10:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hes rude
he pretends not to listen
has remote control for tv
hes nasty to his wife
he awful to his daughter
2007-04-06 12:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can belch "I love you". I'm not kidding. And it's cute.
2007-04-06 10:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋