2007-04-05 22:53:37 · 18 answers · asked by Gay Man 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Darling, I know that it's every Queen's dream to have a daughter rival her powers of beauty and seduction. Witches feel differently?
Perhaps you could try one of my tricks. (No not that kind of trick.)
When one of my daughters is performing in a pageant with me, I sneak into her dressing room early and break all her heels.
I then get the added joy of comforting her when she discovers the dastardly mayhem.
2007-04-05 23:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by HerMajesty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try sitting down with them and saying you can't be total carbon copies of each other. Basically you can't be completely the same. With the boyfriend issue try suggesting that if she wants to be a doctor it might be an idea to focus on studies rather than boys anyway. The studying abroad thing is probably the hardest part. It's probably not just the fact that she wants to do it too but the fact that she'll miss her sister. Work out a way they can keep in touch and suggest that she may be able to do something simalar when she's older (ie in college) or show her how hard it is for someone with a disability to get a visa in that country. You could also try asking her if you go overseas who's going to (insert all the stuff you currently do for her) WIth work choices you might want to help her look into related fields which don't require so much hand dexterity. There are heaps of things which are in the medical field which aren't doctors or surgeons.
2016-05-18 03:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your insecurities are the result of being married to a dork. I think he's having an affair with Major Nelson, and you and Jeanie need to move in together and practice kinky sex and make a sitcom out of it. Then you won't care how powerful Tabitha becomes because you'll be one of the two happiest women in the universe.
2007-04-05 23:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by J Maime 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get drunk, paint yourself green and put on one of those witches outfits like the one in the Wizard of Oz. Then dance around the house half-naked and yelling obscenities. This will make your daughter not want to be a witch, anymore.
2007-04-05 23:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by M.L. King 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By casting a spell on your daughter Tabitha and turn her into a salad that you'll call Taboula.
2007-04-05 22:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have never communicated with a real witch before. You should be pleased that your daughter is more powerful so guide her well.
Jealous ? Heck Witches shouldn't be jealous. Consult a wizard please.
Lets be long distance friends !
2007-04-05 23:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by Tigeripoh4301 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're kidding, right? She can barely get to grips with being a teenager, never mind one with powers. Chances are she'll upset the elders and forfeit the right to use magic.
You could always steer her into making the elders upset...
2007-04-05 23:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have posted a picture of a hollywood celeb, the Samantha who acted with Dick York on the TV show, Bewitched. It is a copywrite picture.
2007-04-05 23:01:56 · answer #8 · answered by persnicady 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She will not but she is older now about 40 if she have not learn the craft it too late LOL
2007-04-05 22:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teach her to use her powers with wisdom and only while under dire straits. After all, she's learns all she knows from you.
2007-04-05 23:14:15 · answer #10 · answered by gone 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋