Adventurous. You get one back:
The Joke
Hello, Blondie! Hurry up and get Dagwood off the couch
You’re teaching our children they can live just like that slouch
Hey there, Mr. Wilson, where did your senses go?
All you have to do is tell that wild boy Dennis, “NO!”
I see – the picture’s so much clearer
I see – our lives in comedic mirror
All this hilarity is true
Unfortunately, the joke’s on you.
Hello, Archie Andrews, you’re a cute two-timing fool
Choose either love or money, send the loser back to school
Hi there, Cookie Monster, stuff your face just as you please
Even Big Bird cannot count your intake of calories
I see – the drawings of the truth
I see – the effects upon our youth
In the Sunday comics, a laugh is a must
Sorry to say, though, the joke’s on us.
BRIDGE
Please Superman, if you can, take pity on your lesser man,
We need proof, we’re not aloof; that’s why we try to dive from the roof
Save me from reality, whatever that really happens to be
Promise me my kids won’t be all b*tches like in Apartment 3-G!
(God, what a bunch of b*tches!!)
Katzenjammer to Simpsons, a parallel story
Real crosses fantasy in search of short glory
Capturing the spirit, staking your claim,
Someday we’ll see if Charlie Brown is to blame
I see – our lives in printed bliss
I see – more to the tale than this
Panels of experts, chuckling through
Laugh at them now, but the joke’s on you.
2007-04-06 00:00:05
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answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7
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