what are some of the best and lamest excuses youve used for being late for work?
2007-04-05 15:26:30 · 13 answers · asked by comic book guy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Uuuuum, ready??? Sorry but this is a bit grosse !! It worked though ............... I told them, " I was on my way to work and had been having an upset gassy tummy. I honestly thought I was gonna do a f*art but, oops, it was a #2 instead and I had to rush home and change !!!!" Well, least mine was believable and I didn't say anything lame !! lol...........:0)
2007-04-05 15:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by Minx 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't usually make excuses. I work with elders, and most are nice about it. To the B****** ones, I look them in the eye and say " I have 2 kids, a disabled husband, and a disabled mother. Do you really think this job is my first priority?" They are usually really nice to me for awhile after that. I don't need to work, and they all know it.
2007-04-05 22:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Bek 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i stayed home from school one time because the power went out and i didnt want to take a shower in the dark. do you think i should have been excused?
2007-04-05 22:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ole flat tire out on the freeway. lol
I usually just tell the truth...I didn't get up in time.
I shut the alarm off and went back to sleep.
2007-04-05 22:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hot water heater went out or I was just having a bad hair day!
2007-04-05 22:32:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once told my boss I was late because my left turn signal burned out, and I had to make all right turns to get there.
2007-04-05 22:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bus was running late.
2007-04-05 22:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by soulestada 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me get back to you in 3 years wen I'm 16 and can work. k?
2007-04-05 22:29:37 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I told my boss *with a straight face* that my kid ate our canary and was couching up feathers all day.
2007-04-05 22:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Pirate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband accidentally took MY KEYS to work with him so I had to get someone to drive me to his work so I could get them!!
2007-04-05 22:38:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋