I'm runnig for president! I need some speech ideas and themes. Try writing a speech for me. Nuthin bout the issues or promising anyone. Make it funny and approprate. Come up with a theme to go along with it. Like a skit I could do with the speech or sumthin.
2007-04-05 14:40:41 · 7 answers · asked by ~sKyLaR~ 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Is your name Jeb?
2007-04-05 14:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by lcmcpa 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Promising people prevents prevaricating perfunctorily. However, handling human hubris holds happy happenstances. Many men mean manly manipulations mostly making me murmur. Some sisters still sit silently should some sisters stealthily slip slide. Few funny fantasies fulfill final finesses. Quit quieting queasy quislings. Better believers buttress businesses.
Enough elocution.
Accepting applause always.
2007-04-05 22:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Jim R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just offer them $1 each for their votes and skip the speech altogether. They'll love you forever. That's how the Mayor of Chicago does it.
2007-04-05 21:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's your "war chest" look like? I just don't know if I could support someone who couldn't rack up at least $20 million per quarter.
2007-04-05 23:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by Marcus75 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a Bigfoot and I will be your next President, so forget it human.
2007-04-05 22:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if i dont have to push one for english i'll vote for you
2007-04-05 21:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I'll put you in as a write-in.
(here's your sign)
2007-04-05 21:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by Agent 007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋