What are 10 things you are supposed to do at a movie theatre?

Question

I heard it before, it was hilarious. But I can't find it now. please help, I greatly appreciate it!

Answer 1

ohhh i know what your talking about!
there are tons thoughh! here are some...

-Go "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
-Clap when the good guy gets killed.
-During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
-Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
-Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
-Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
-Yell out what is going to happen.
-Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
-Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
-Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
-Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect is.
-Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
-Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
-Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
-Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
-Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
-Try to start a wave.
-Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
-Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
-Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
-Sing with the theme music.
-Bring and use your own air freshener.
-At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
-Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
-Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
-Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
-Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
-Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
-Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
-Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
-When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
-Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
-Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
-Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
-Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
-Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
-Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
-Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
-Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
-Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke."
-When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
-Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
-Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
-During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
-Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
-Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
-Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
-Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
-Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
-Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

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Answer 2

10. Clap at the end of a bad movie. It's not like the theater, the actors can't hear you.

9. Snore.

8. Come in late and walk around whispering, Marty? Marty? Where are you?

7. Open wrappers. You can buy candies that are individually wrapped.

6. Bring little kids to an R-rated movie. Mommy, what's fellatio?

5. Laugh really, really loud at unfunny jokes. If you haven't seen the banana peel bit before, there's something wrong.

4. Use laser pointers. Yes, Sandra Bullock having a zit there would be hilarious, but would be even more funny if you tried shining that thing into your eye.

3. Narrate. She's going to go in the room, Marty. Now she's picking up the glass. Oh, she's drinking water. There's that guy. Look, Marty. See him? See the guy?

2. Don't turn off your cell phone. There's a purpose to those funny ads at the end of the previews.

1. Answer your cell phone, and say in a loud whisper, I can't talk, I'm at a movie. Or, carry on a conversation as if they can't wait another half hour to talk about their dinner plans.

Answer 3

Here's a little something I found:

The Top 10 Annoying Things To Do In A Movie Theater

10) Start the Wave.

9) Pretend to be Siskel of "Siskel and Ebert" and make people to move out of their seats so you can better review the movie.

8) Watch any "Ernest" movie in its entirety...shouting the whole time "That boy is dang funny!"

7) Hold a Junior Mints Spitting For Distance Contest

6) Roll eggs from the back row and see if you can have one make it all the way down...unbroken!

5) When the movie screen shows you where the emergency exits are...run screaming down the aisle "Ain't no way in hell I am going to be last this time!"

4) Shout "WHOOP, THERE HE IS" everytime the killer is on screen.

3) Buy a box of Whoppers, sit down, eat some and then read the calorie count on the side of the box as if it was the most EARTH SHATTERING piece of news you have ever heard.

2) Place a tape player under a seat in the back row....play the tape you made of you and your ex-girlfriend having sex....on about 10.

1) Right during a explosion scene, set off your own fireworks and then stand up and tell everyone around you: DAMN..THAT SURROUND SOUND IS GOOD!!!

Answer 4

10. Always attempt to sneak in without paying by faking blindness. Trip over everything, fall against the ticket agent, whatever it takes. If you get busted, just pay up and vow to speak with the manager later.

9. Ask for a free bag of candy with your popcorn and soda. After all, you had to re-mortgage the house just to pay for the damn stupid ticket.

8. Wear a platform butt and sit in front of really short people. Bigger hair = better movie experience.

7. Throw popcorn at other viewers. It's all part of the movie theatre ambience. They expect it and welcome the distraction.

6. Make sure your cell phone is turned up all the way and answer it often. Everyone else will think you're very important and will be in awe of your presence.

5. Slurp your soda. Gulping just makes you swallow too much air.

4. Repeatedly kick the seat of the person in front of you. The jostling motion will help them digest any popcorn kernels they accidentally swallowed. Your thoughtfulness will not go unnoticed.

3. Talk about the movie, analyze every aspect vocally, try to guess what will happen next. It's a terrific brain workout! Try to get other theatre-goers involved.

2. This belongs back at the beginning but it's okay. I'll just sneak it in here. Movie theatre seats often have popcorn crumbs on them from previous viewers. Just brush 'em off with your bare hand and forget about it.

And the number 1 thing you should always do at a theatre:

Stretch! It's not good to sit for 2-3 hours at a time. Get up and mvoe around at least once every 20 minutes or so. Reach for those "stars!"

Answer 5

idk what ur looking for but i found a list of 14 annoying things to do....

1) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
2) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
3) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
4) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
5) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
6) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
7) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
8) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
9) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
10) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
11) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
12) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
13) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
14) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Answer 6

#1. Talk on cell phone. #2. Talk during the movie. #3 Spill your drink down the back of whoever is in front of you. #4. Walk up and down your row pretending you are lost. #5. Keep asking the person next to you what the actors are saying. #6. Let your cell phone ring over and over and over. #7. Eat potato chips and other loud foods. #8. Burp a lot. #9. Pass a lot of gas. #10. Reveal the end of the mystery you're watching half way through the movie to the entire theater.

Answer 7

Let's see ,by the way this is funny.
1 choose the movie .
2 find the theater.
3 get your ticket.
4 get your pop,and popcorn with Lot's of butter ,and chocolate's.
5 use the bathroom and don't forget to wash your hand's.
6 find a good seat .
7 answer all those movie trivia .
8 turn off your cell.
9 watch the movie trailer's.
10 shut up ,and watch the movie ,you paid $8.50 . to see.

Answer 8

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Answer 9

1. watch the movie
2. don't suck faces with your boyfriend
3. eat candy
4. turn your cell phone off
5. take a pee occasionally
6. cry at sad parts
7. don't snort while laughing at funny part
8. don't put your feet up on the other persons chair no one wants to smell your smelly feet!
9. don't make a mess on the floor
10. yell at silent parts

Answer 10

Eat popcorn
Eat candy
Drink Soda
Sit down
Start eating/drinking
Enjoy the movie
Try not to spill anything
try and get a good seat
I am not sure what else. That is what I do!