Does it have to be this way?
2007-04-05 13:18:21 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's obviously because of the mass effect of long term radio isotopes your father has spewed out of his arm pits while doing line dances in his little black dresses. Everyone knows your dad is a mutant, therefore he releases dangerous levels of radioactive gamma rays from his sweat stains. And yes, it does have to be that way. Unless you really want to plant 50 cement gardens per square inch of ohio
2007-04-05 13:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Believe me when I say that if I've seen this problem a thousand times , I've probably never seen it at all . There are 2 problems I see , problem one is the paisley dress patterns popular in 1968 are known carcinogens and the mere view of these patterns causes people to expire from natural causes . The second problem stems from the actual wearing of the dresses . It pains me greatly to deliver such news , but it is in your best interests to know that it is likely your father may have been a Homo-sapien .
2007-04-06 17:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's because he insists on wearing the clothes of the recently deceased... One billion women and cross dressers have died since 1968 to be exact. Don't wear anything effeminate around him and don't look in the trunk of his car. It's getting harder as he gets older to find people his size and it's not pretty... Frantique is going to get a nasty surprise in the carpark of the 'Queen Liz' after Spag and Drag night...
2007-04-06 09:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shock and Awe.
No it doesn't have to be this way. Your dad can join his local chapter of Fathers Living Under Sexy Headwear. Though FLUSH is not a survivalist group, he can get tips on makeup and accessories. And his fellow congregants can loan him dresses 'to die for'.
2007-04-05 20:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they would have died anyways...why don't you support your dad and try some dresses for yourself. Or maybe hte pant companies didn't get eough money and the workers died of hunger.
2007-04-05 20:23:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Own up to the problem. Stop skirting around the issues.
2007-04-06 15:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your father is the balance to this universe...when he is off kilter, the worls suffers greatly!
2007-04-05 20:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pardonne Moi♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, mere coincidence maybe.
2007-04-05 20:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...what timkopo6ka said.
2007-04-05 20:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its just the way it is.
2007-04-05 20:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋