2007-04-05 12:16:43 · 34 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Let your dog p1ss on this stone and I'll haunt you you b'stard!
Or free meat - Apply within!
2007-04-05 12:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-05 14:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by Wait a Minute 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Boris Lucan Moravian Polype-Smythe Alvin Twosheds-eaten-at-eton Gravis Nipple von Strohme Pass-the-salt-mother Down-payment-for-yer-dustbin-mam?- Stewart Neville Crunthorpe.
He had a really long name, but he proved surprisingly short of breath.
2007-04-05 16:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Boris the Oval Banana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only The Good Die Young, Time Won't Wait For Noone
2007-04-05 12:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by tonymontana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Day Late and a Dollar Short
2007-04-05 12:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not buried here - cremated in order to make this entire plot of cemetery space a solar collector - and when that fails, a playground for kids.
2007-04-05 12:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by dremblewedge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here Lies (fill in name)
"Master of Those Who Knew;
Seeker after ever-increasing knowledge;
Lover of all things beautiful, just
and honorable".
His Motto Was:
"Eternal Enemy to all postmodernists,
collectivists, anti-thisworlders
sacrificers and pretenders."
2007-04-05 12:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Robert David M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay The Hell Away From Me Can't I Rest In Peace GRRRR!!!
2007-04-05 12:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by sassy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing.......
I want my four children to take my ashes on a high hill and with all the love in their heart that I know they have I want them to release me to the winds. I had a dream that they did this. That instant I felt all their love they had for me then they let me go....
2007-04-05 13:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by sweetpea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked 'em long, I liked 'em tall
I liked 'em short, and that ain't all
Now that I died, don't bury me deep
Just put some women to my head, to my feet
Tell all the world now, to come and peep
Long Tall Shorty now has gone to sleep
Whoa now
2007-04-05 12:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by Gin Martini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋