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getting old Betsy out of the bedroom? We can't budge her. She is giving new meaning to the words " thick pile carpeting."

2007-04-05 12:13:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Why would I marry her when I can get the milk for free? We are just friends, but I would be udderly lost without her.

2007-04-05 12:24:31 · update #1

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Uh..maybe you could try pushing on the messy end. You keep pushing on her head, she's likely to toss you into the attic.

2007-04-05 12:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0 0

You are having a bad dream, just wake up. Old Betsy is downstairs fixing you something to eat. She's gonna be on diet starting tomorrow morning, she promises.

2007-04-05 19:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cows have a natural aversion to descending stairs it is true, but they really don't mind being pushed out of the window.

2007-04-06 02:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by I forget 5 · 0 0

you can lead old betsy to the bedroom but once she gets a taste...you are out of luck pal

2007-04-05 19:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not even going to make a comment as to WHY you wanted the cow in your bedroom...

2007-04-05 19:16:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't wanna know why there's a cow in your upstairs bedroom... or worse, that you lead her up there.

2007-04-05 19:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by isabelledustylo 2 · 0 0

I dont get it. Why do you have a cow in your bedroom, and how did you get her upstairs?

2007-04-05 19:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by marrisa2556 2 · 0 0

Young man, just who are you referring to as a cow?!

2007-04-05 19:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

be veal nice and show her the whey out
or maybe she'd make a nice pair of shoes

2007-04-05 19:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try putting her on a sled of some kind. Wooosh!!

2007-04-05 19:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by brwneyedgrl 6 · 0 0

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