make me laugh?

Question

i want to laugh...i feel sorta blue

Answer 1

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And whereabouts from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin , I am."

The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on
McCleary Street in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith, it's a small world,
so did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of
course."

The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me,
what year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in
1944."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.

Can you believe it - I graduated from St. Mary's in 1944 my own self."

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits, and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters,? It?s going to be a long night tonight!!!!"

Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"

"The Kelly twins are drunk again."

Answer 2

this always brings a smile to my face :)

The Octopus
by Ogden Nash

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, O Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me Us.

Answer 3

Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry its only a joke!


Lol, i know its terrible but it put a smile on my face.

Answer 4

how do you teach a blonde math?







subtract her clothing
divide her legs
and square root her

Answer 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W1VY4b9IQQ