How can I become Paris Hilton?

Question

I want to turn into Paris Hilton :) myspace.com/dilloncallaway

Answer 1

get knocked in the head a few times make sure there is some brain damage and then your all set

Answer 2

How can I become Paris Hilton?
I want to turn into Paris Hilton:) myspace.com/dilloncallaway

Answer 3

First become a bulimic and shed any excess body weight until you can see your ribs through a thick sweater. Then take lots of drugs until your IQ drops about 60 points (I know you're smarter then her because you can use a computer and type a sentence). Take more drugs until you do permanent nerve damage and get "droopy eye".

Buy a tiny dog and practice your cruelty on it until it dies and you have to get another.

Now, just act like a slut until most of the world hates you. Treat people who are clearly better then you are like dirt, while you ridicule them for having solid, productive lives, while you live your life as a human parasite.

Oops. I forgot step one. Step one is inherit a huge dog-choking gob of money from a hotel tycoon, that way you'll be insulated from humanity by your money and you won't have to act like an actual person. People will accept you, even if you are a horrible, blood sucking lamprey with a cute face.

Answer 4

To grow to be Paris Hilton you will desire to make pornos, positioned on tite cloths, Make alot of money for having sucky a$$ songs that don't even make experience that's the way you grow to be Paris Hilton. I even have one million queston why could you desire to be Paris Hilton?

Answer 5

Hmmm, I checked out your MySpace, and you've got a lot of work to do if you want to have her looks, money, or, um, gender.

So, best and easiest way for you to become Paris Hilton that I can think of, is wait until you're 18, then change your name by deed poll - then, you'll legally be able to have "Paris Hilton" as your name on your license, passport, and official documentation. :)

Answer 6

y would u want to become her? she aint all that she kind of UGLY! wit out her hair peice and makeup she'd look like one of them monters from that Michael Jackson thriller movie!

Now Y Do YOU want to Become Paris Hilton Again?????????????????

Answer 7

never eat again.
act stupid.
constantly say "thats hot"
carry a little dog.

Answer 8

there is only one paris so u can't

Answer 9

hmmm. you can wear crazy and really expensive clothes. you can say "that's hot" a whole lot.

Answer 10

why would u wanna turn into wite trash barbie?