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Send Gore and Damascus Nancy to Mars and no return ticket

2007-04-05 12:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Quickly! Go buy Kerry's new book on global warming and withdraw all your saving and send all your money to Gore's "carbon credit" company! Hurry!!!! There is no time to lose! If it turns out to be a natural phenomenon, it's okay. Gore and Kerry will be rich, rich, rich and you will have a warm and fuzzy feeling that you tried to do the right thing. Calling my bank right now.......

2007-04-05 13:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by Cherie 6 · 3 0

Send all the republicans there, have them point their butts towards the sun, fart out that hot air they usually spew out of their mouths. This would be enough force to move Mars away from the sun enough to stop the marble warming.

2007-04-05 15:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Global warming - I thought it was not a political issue. Isn't there a board for environmental issues? Or science, if it such solid science.

2007-04-05 11:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by thewindywest 5 · 2 1

I don't know. The current New Scientist magazine talks about a solar flare years ago that was so great in magnitude, it did more environmental damage that all mankind had in 1000 years.......

2007-04-05 11:17:56 · answer #5 · answered by Metroguy 5 · 4 0

Immediately send Al Gore and all of his Hollywood Friends to Mars, along with ALL the Liberal Media!!!

2007-04-05 11:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by Sentinel 5 · 4 2

Perhaps if we start planting trees there it might help. Or ooo ooo I know we buy all the carbon offsets we can for the Mars greenhouse project.

2007-04-05 11:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by True Patriot 3 · 1 1

Ask Algore, he is the expert. What a scam on the people of the earth.

2007-04-07 15:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by edward m 4 · 0 0

Ok, I know conservatives can't tell the difference between Iraq and Afghanistan, but Earth and Mars?

I guess I was giving you guys too much credit.

2007-04-05 11:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by celticexpress 4 · 0 3

Work for NASA? Are you a scientist at a major research institution?

Oh, and it is too in this instance, not to.

2007-04-05 11:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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