Im at school and i have a substitute that looks like hell and he/she is really really really really really really really really X10 mean and i wanna go home real bad... ive tried putting my finger or my pencil down my throat but it wont work. Ive tried eating a bunch then sticking my finger down my throat but that wont work either. I NEED HELP!!!
2007-04-05 09:36:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Why dont you eat some really bad food you dont like...
Drink a highly carbonated drink or Soda...
Cheers,
Codered
2007-04-05 09:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by CodeRed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you poor dear,my heart really,really really really really really,really bleeds for you oh wait I need one more really ok here it is really times ten bleeds for you,I am sure we could all get together with you for a group hug.I just don't know what the world is coming to,anyone with a sub teacher who looks like hell deserves our collective sympathy.Now on the count of three I want an "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from everyone.1 2 3 go Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.I do hope that makes you feel better
2007-04-05 12:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
erm... It can cause a whole load of health problems making yourself vomit like that. I wouldn't reccomend it as a way of getting out of lessons...
When I was a kid, I once put a load of custard in my mouth and kept it there before spewing it out all over the floor to make it look like I'd been sick - Wouldn't reccomend that either though...
You'll just have to grit your teeth and bear it I'm afraid - part of growing up is learning to deal with unpleasant situations and doing things we don't want to because we know it's best for us. If she is truly being unfair, then report her to another teacher who you trust, or your parents perhaps.
2007-04-05 09:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you put your finger down your throat you have to move it around touching the walls of your throat to make it work. It's like gagging and isn't fun.
But it might be better than that b i t c h of of a teacher you have. It that doesn't work, trying thinking of Paris Hilton... it works for me.... LOL
2007-04-05 09:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by backpackwayne 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why make yourself sick? it's not good for you. Just rub your eyes loads to make it look like you have been crying, then go in holding your stomach and say you are in agony and think you may have really bad food poisioning. They have to let you go home then. You are now a risk to others.
2007-04-05 09:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by chaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO to walgreens or on the internet and buy
Syrup of Ipecac
it basically causes your stomach to force you to throw up and it usually works within 15 minitues of ingestion. Watch out because you really cant control just how much you throw up so make sure you go to a sink or something.
heres some info
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup_of_ipecac
2007-04-05 09:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by Panda WafflesZilla 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watch a Culture Club video. That should do the trick
2007-04-05 14:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by sipppihercoldsaursasaurus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play "switch." Stick one finger down your throat. Stick one finger up your rear end. Count to three and switch.
2007-04-05 09:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by regerugged 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-02 05:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by kelchner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink a jar of mustard mixed with water. that should stimulate vomiting. Good job!
2007-04-05 10:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋