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George Bush
White House
mascara
chicken

The catch: it cannot be a political statement of any kind.
Make it funny!

Best Answer to the one that makes me laugh the most!
And thanks in advance - I love to see your creativity!

2007-04-05 09:29:15 · 32 answers · asked by Delvala 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

If you cannot use them in one sentence, you can use two - no more than that!

2007-04-05 09:29:46 · update #1

32 answers

News Flash ......

White House overrun with
George Bush impersonators
with fake eyelashes, mascara
and chicken costumes

Detais @ 6

2007-04-05 09:43:06 · answer #1 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 2 0

A chicken walked into the White House and saw George Bush putting on mascara

2007-04-05 09:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by melongene_choka 3 · 1 0

Watching George Bush attempting to configure the war in Iraq in the White House is more funny than watching a chicken putting on mascara.

2007-04-06 06:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

George Bush is wearing mascara and chasing a chicken in the White House during an evening.

2007-04-05 22:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by K@rmun 1 · 0 0

A chicken went to the White House to learn how to apply mascara from George Bush.

2007-04-05 09:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by PuckDat 7 · 0 0

I was taking a tour of the White House when i spotted a chicken applying mascara on George Bush.

2007-04-05 09:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by crazy8mychocolate 2 · 1 0

George Bush held a Masquerade Gala at the White House, the highlight of which he did the Chicken Dance in drag, with make-up heavy on the mascara!

2007-04-05 09:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The chicken put on mascara and foundation like he was George Bush giving a speech at the White House.

2007-04-05 09:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 3 0

One day in the White House George Bush was putting on Mascara, when Colin Powell walked in and Bush offered him some Fried Chicken.

2007-04-05 09:32:53 · answer #9 · answered by Sandstorm222's Biggest Fan 1 · 0 0

it was late night, I was stuck at the office doing some work, when all of a sudden 3 FBI agents open violently the window, they tell me I'm in danger and have to go with them. they put a mascara on my face and everything went black.

Ten minutes later I open my eyes and realize the fact that I'm in the White House, "holey mole!" I think "what I am doing here at 3 am". a few minutes later George Bush appears and very excited says: "do you know why the chicken cross the road? To get from the left to the right!". that's the torture I get for not having paid my taxes on time.

2007-04-05 09:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by natalia k 7 · 1 0

While on vacation in Texas from the White House George Bush thought it might be nice to put mascara on all the chickens running around his ranch

2007-04-05 09:34:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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