top ten signs you won't be winning American Idol?

Question

give your top ten signs you won't be winning american idol.

just think you're on american idol. you're doing going, and have a good chance of winning the entire thing, but suppose you're on it and you see possible signs you won't be winning anything.

give your "top ten signs, you're not going to win the American Idol contest".

best answer gets the points.

Answer 1

You have no hair or very short hair

Simon keeps forgetting your name

The only people routing for you in the audience are your family

Even Ryan forgets your name!!

They ask you to tape the "exit" (good buy) video

Paula keeps saying "It is OK, you did your best"

Answer 2

10. The only time Randy ever referred to you as a hot one was when you accidentally burned yourself in the pre-show buffet line.

9. Paula couldn't even compliment you on your shoes let alone any possible talent.

8. You have non-singing roles on the Idol commercials

7. Even votefortheworst.com isn't supporting you, since even they have standards

6. You've heard dreadful so much from Simon that you begin to wonder if it is an English slang word for "you".

5. Every performance of yours is cut short like an acceptance speech at the Oscars.

4. When Seacrest calls the members of your group to stand, all the other members begin to cry since they know they are in the bottom 3.

3. Children in the audience are crying...but also covering their ears.

2. Your agent is promoting you as this year's William Hung.

And the number 1 sign....

1. David Hasselhoff eyes remain perfectly dry

Answer 3

No. i imagine she fell sufferer to the 'she's so strong syndrome'. all and sundry knew she became the right by technique of far and so assumed she ought to get into the finest. as a effect, they voted for his or her 2d in demand to get them through. And Melinda misplaced too many votes that way. it really is occurred earlier. On making a track skills, she is a diverse league to everybody else in this 12 months. I probable gained't watch the finest because the winner should not be the right singer. Melinda has lengthy gone.

Answer 4

10. Your name is John Stevens, Scott Savol, Jasmine Trias or Justin Guarini
9. You have talent but not long pretty legs
8. You have talent but not fluffy hair
7. You can't hoola
6. You don't have the yo factor...what ever the hell that is
5. Simon thinks you have "it"
4. Paula compliments your singing instead of your outfit
3. You have a neck
2. Howard stern has no idea who you are
1. You are not sanjaya....

Answer 5

Your name is not Sanjaya. haha

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Answer 6

If you don't show parts of your body.Legs for example.

Are a great singer.

Give attitude.

Don't have "the look."

That's all I got