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O! i was looking through your files to make sure u didnt have another girlfriend other than me..=)

2007-04-05 06:13:24 · answer #1 · answered by amber 6 · 1 1

Ohhhhhh, the boss was looking for the file on Schmitty and Son and Sam Schmitty said he spoke to you about it at 8:20 this morning and when he couldn't find the file on your desk he started going through your desk. He seemed rather amused at something when he walked out of your office and if I'm not mistaken he took the liberty of going through your coat pocket too. I have never, ever trusted Mr. Shittenbogen and if you are missing something that it is he you need to be talking to.

2007-04-05 13:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by sunset 4 · 1 0

Uh, dude! You are sooooo screwed! It was your wife! She found your little black book along with all the "escort service" business cards. OMG! She was NOT a happy camper when she left! You better pick up a few double deuces or an 18 pack and an extra pillow and blanket, I have a feeling ur gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while!

2007-04-05 14:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

How did you know? I was looking for some gum. I just got back from lunch too.

2007-04-05 13:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0 0

Just looking for some mints, I had garlic for lunch.

2007-04-05 13:12:37 · answer #5 · answered by JenJen 6 · 0 0

looking 4 them ITEMS u borrowed frum by brotha last week such items as

1 hustler magazine \
1 bottle of KY personal lube
1 fleshlight AKA penile stimulator

2007-04-05 13:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0 0

Something stronger than Tylenol for a killer headache I have.

2007-04-05 13:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was looking for paper clips

2007-04-05 13:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by missjax72 4 · 0 0

Sorry I needed a pen

2007-04-05 13:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 1 1

Oh, sorry. I thought I smelled chocolate.

2007-04-05 13:11:39 · answer #10 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

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