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I accidently farted in fifth grade while a test. it was really quiet and i just couldnt hold it. it came out loud- and really smelly!!

2007-04-05 05:26:57 · 3 answers · asked by ~•PandaBearHug•~ 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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all the time....on purpose!

2007-04-05 05:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1 0

This is really gross, so scroll on by if you have a weak stomach.


During my second pregnancy, I was about halfway through and I had been having some pre-term labor. This went on for a few days and they kept having to stop it and then my doctor called me into his office just to check me out. While I was there, he decided to check my cervix to make sure I wasn't dilated. For those of you that don't know, in order to check your cervix, the doctor has to reach way up into your vagina to the top where the uterus sits. Halfway through your pregnancy, your uterus is still pretty high up there, so he was having to reach WAY into me. In the process of him doing this, I let out a fart that would make Larry the Cable Guy blush. It was horrible. For a moment I thought I might have crapped. It was that bad.

The worse part is I still had to go back and see him every 2 weeks for a few months.

2007-04-05 12:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by Jen F 5 · 1 0

In high school the national anthem came on and I let one go quietly,it stunk up the entire class and the guy 2 seats in front of me got blamed by everyone

2007-04-05 12:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny Walker 4 · 0 0

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