In a fight, who would win between the entire cast of Lord of the Rings V.S. Star Wars?

Question

L.O.T.R all three movies
Star Wars all six Episodes

Heroes and Villains included for both sides!!!

Answer 1

Well, Harrison Ford is 64, but is still in good enough shape to make Indiana Jones 4. Mark Hammill was terribly out of shape the last time I saw him in anything. I think he was the uncle of that annoying kid from "Home Improvement" in something several years back. Although he did do some sweet voice overs for the animated Batman and Spider-man cartoons on Fox Kids a few years back. Carrie Fisher? Is she even alive?

So, from episodes four-six Han Solo will survive, and that will probably be it - except for Chewie.

Episodes 1-3. Hmm. Obi-Wan obviously will survive. Anakin will too, and Yoda obviously.

You would think it would be a good fight between them. However, Jedi have the Force, which is something unheard of in Middle Earth. Yoda would make Gimli even shorter by removing his calves, which will give him easier access to his head for easier decapitation. But then he gets a zap from the staff of Legolas the White. He is angered first, and then turns around to see that it is his old friend. They leave for the shade and comfort of Fangorn Forest to talk about the good old days nearly a millennia ago. Legolas will give Obi-wan a run for his money with all of those arrows, but alas arrows melt in the superheated plasma that is a light sabre. Aragon and Anakin will face off, but a metal sword again is of no use versus a light sabre.

But wait - Aragon has a trick up his sleeve. He has called some ghosts into action, shamelessly questioning their honor! Jedi cannot beat ghosts. In the words of Luke (taken horribly out of context here) THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

But the Jedi have something waiting in the wings too, Qui-Gonn has learned how to manipulate the force on the other side of death. He summons Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Anakin shortly after the fall of the Empire, disappointing the three heroes as they are enjoying partying with Ewoks on the moon of Endor. Together, the four ethereal Jedi wreak havoc on those spectral cowards rendering the galaxy safe once and for all from scum and villainy and hobbits.

So there you have it - those ghosts gave me a real scare. But I think the folks from Star Wars would win. I knew Qui-gon would be good for something.

We must not forget, though, the ultimate battle of evil versus evil for dominion of all mankind, elfkind, dwarfkind, hobbitkind, wookiekind, etc. Obviously the big dude that has been reduced to an eye on top of the tower will utterly obliterate Palpy. Vader could care less - he is in shock that Luke has gotten so fat - and thereby takes himself out of the fight. Maul - well he is a little slower these days - he still hasn't learned how to manipulate the force to create new legs for himself. I heard he was in rehab, anyway for Reformed Sith Lords. Dooku was in shock when he saw Sarumon (spelling?). He couldn't believe that he had a twin who used to be a good guy and turned to evil just like him. Both of them just stand their and laugh at the irony of ironies!

I think the baddies from LOTR have the victory here, but the goodies from SW have the victory there - so a stale mate.
A moment of silence for Luke and Leia, please.

Answer 2

The entire cast of the Star Wars saga will kick the crap out of all the Lord Of The Rings cast because there are loads more characters in the Star Wars saga like Darth Vader, Obi Won Kenobi and the entire army of Ewoks and Stormtroopers. These bad asses will kill first and take wands later.

THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ANSWER!

Answer 3

Lord of the Rings

Answer 4

Lord of the Rings by far. One ring to rule them all!! And besides Legolas is better than anything in Star Wars.

Answer 5

It would be LOTR of course. If you really look at it the Jedi are the only ones who can fight worth a damn. The rest are just cannon fodder. But with LOTR there is Gandalf, The Wraith, then Aragorn and his lot then them oliphants, then the trolls. I gotta say LOTR.

But take all LOTR and Star Wars, they would get beat down by 300 Spartans! and thats a fact.

Answer 6

Luke, Han, Yoda, Palpy, Vader, Rebels, Stormtroopers, Anakin, Battle of Geonosis,Obi-Wan, Leia, Luke's Hand, Chewie, and guess what: STAR WARS.

Answer 7

Haven't you seen Super Power beat down? Star Wars would win!

Answer 8

Star Wars. They were all more agile and quicker than any of the characters in LOTR. Plus, they have blasters, lightsabers and the force.

Answer 9

lord of the rings would win because smigal

Answer 10

Star Wars!!!!
They Rule!!