and wear my harley jacket, and my harley boots and harley shirt, and even have a harley belt and matching billfold and harley scarf, I still cant pick up a chick? Only dudes hit on me. whats wrong? Do I need matching boxers too to make me look cool?
2007-04-04 21:48:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
Because only Pansy's and Sissy's ride them.
2007-04-04 22:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by The Ninja 1 · 3⤊ 5⤋
You guys are mean - but very very funny! Just lose the Harley garb and just be yourself. Jeans and a clean shirt. Then just ride because you like to ride your bike and quit any pick up lines and you'll find a lady. I agree with some people that you should re-evaluate the bars your hanging out in too.
2007-04-05 11:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, get rid of the pink leather, and replace it with black. Next take off the Harley scarf all together, and put it on your dogs neck. Then, stop riding around the gay bars. Or you can do, what you probably do now, and really own a Honda product, and are ashamed of it, so you leave it in your garage, and act like you own a Harley. The old saying is, if you can't be one, pretend you are one.
2007-04-05 07:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by auditor4u2007 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh that"s an easy fix.
If you go to page 1133 of your genuine 2007 Harley "Big Book" accesories catalog you will find the solution to your problem. You need to order the official "HD Chick Magnet" available in Chrome or Black. $100 dollars
I can't beleive you didn't get that with the bike. I'd be pissed.
2007-04-05 06:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
hahah... hahha... That's too funny.
Obviously your hanging around establishments that are too high class for Harley chicks. Start cruising around near mobile homes and beef jerky stores.
Just drive out into the boonies until you notice the chicks have more legs than teeth. Then you'll nab yourself a nice Harley chick. Get a case of pabst blue ribbon and go back to her trailer... and you just might get lucky.
If that doesnt work, All hope is lost. Might as well hang out at the blue oyster with the other Harley guys.
2007-04-05 09:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by NY1Krr 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋
isn't it obvious that the matching outfit is making you look gay? I mean really, you answered your own question. Just be yourself and the "chick" will find you...no matter what you have on.
Oh, and what does harley brand products have to do with finding love anyway? Someone lied to you!
2007-04-05 05:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by TarasBoutiqueAtEtsy 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Damn,I ride a Harley too but I don't advertise that much for Harley.
Just one word "OVERKILL"
2007-04-05 05:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by wild1highinvamountains 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you couldn't look cool no matter what you did-
Go get a rice burner and the leave the Real motorcycles to the Real men.
2007-04-05 09:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by thomy8s 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
obviously this is just another troll
this is one of those people that complains about harley people not liking his metric, then he posts this kind of crap every day, maybe-just possibly maybe-people dont like him because he is a douche, not because of what he rides or doesnt ride
2007-04-05 09:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by swenjj 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Your name is "cantankerousoldlady". So you are either claiming to be a lady or you want to be a lady. Maybe the lesbians do not find you their type or if you are a guy they do not want a man who wants to be a lady.
2007-04-05 07:01:41 · answer #10 · answered by thisisme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
all chicks are not into harleys.
2007-04-05 04:57:18 · answer #11 · answered by smokey 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋