Sorry... I had seven beefy bean burritos so I'm really gassy!
I'm not going to be able to hold it on the whole night anyway.
Better out than in I always say!
2007-04-04 15:14:36 · 37 answers · asked by Captain A-Hole 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't count on a second date
2007-04-04 16:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, I had a guy do that on our first, and last, date. We were sitting on this really weathered bench, and he lifted up his leg and let out this hellacious (sp) fart. Not only did the thing have a lot of volume, but you could feel it ripple through the bench.
My friends always want me to tell them about that date from hell story. It is funny though.
2007-04-04 15:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by Ella 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you should find your best excuse to go to the bathroom for a minute and next time no burritos ok??? you never know how embarrassing things may turn out.
2007-04-04 15:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by Mommy to be ^_^ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, my Dad used to say better out and bear the shame than leave it in and bear the pain. I totally agree, just make sure you go wipe afterwards, in case there are lumps in it. LOL
You don't want slicks in your shorts.
2007-04-04 21:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beano! Then Burrito to your heart's content!
2007-04-04 15:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey! you should ask Rita out for a date,she does it on the first,second,third,fourth,etc.
2007-04-04 15:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't do it on the first date, but I agree, my dad use to say there more room on the outside than the inside. if you do make sure your not standing by your date. good luck.
2007-04-04 15:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by misty blue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An old lady once told me there is more air out there
rip my capn
2007-04-04 15:17:20 · answer #8 · answered by Agent99 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just use your shield as fan to blow the fumes away from your date or if it's going bad let them have it.
2007-04-04 15:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Kitty Cat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can make a game of it. The best one buys dinner.
2007-04-04 15:19:30 · answer #10 · answered by medic 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋