Insulting poem?

Question

i need a poem that is funny but it makes fun of the person that im saying it to. I wanna get back at my friend for making one about me eatin poo

it's just a joke we were playin a ryme game but i want to get her back with a good one.

Answer 1

Try this:
I wish I could tell you that I like how you dress
And I would but I can't get over your breath
I wish I could say that I admire your style
But getting past your hair may take me a while
If I could I'd be nice and lie to your face
If not for the acne that's taking it's place

(That's the best I can do right off the top of my head)

Answer 2

you should probably not be posting these on fb. What you post reflects on you forever and you do not want a future employer to see you insulting your sister on the internet. Some people would call that harassment. I suggest you take those down and carry on in person or pass notes or something. I think the roses ones are very unoriginal.

Answer 3

Fude is so good
Under the morning sun
Cold yet refreshing with
Krispy Kreme douhgnuts

Yesterday i ate some
Oranges that were super good if
U were smart you'd reaize thisw poem spells out F**K YOU





it would only work out if it were written out. you may alter it to make it fit the person and make it ryme

Answer 4

Your mom is your best friend,
and the repo-man Stue,
you can't keep a job,
cause you're a loser,
and a crossdresser too,
you look like a nerd,
with giant fat glasses,
your grandma/grandpa caught you looking at his/her lardy ***,
you wear underwear with the day of the week,
embroidered on the waist band in neon pink,
if I asked you,
what you liked to eat,
you'd say anything out of the toilet bowl,
as long as it's been rotting for a week.

If it's a guy pick his and grandpa
If it's a girl pick her and grandma

Answer 5

If it's a guy:

Some like it long, some like it thick
Some like it built like a brick.
You're not in the race,
I'll say it to your face:
You've got a pea-sized d**k.

If it's a girl:

Grace, charm, wit and style,
And, of course, the sweetest smile.
Beauty, elegance, class and poise,
Is what goes with the boys,
And you miss all this by a mile.

Answer 6

You might have some fun with this poetry generator:

http://www.webcom.com/wordings/artofwrite/poetrygenerator.html

This one generates Shakespearean insults, great fun!
http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html

And another funny and unique poetry generator:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

Answer 7

Make a poem about your friend eating delicious strawberries and yummy other things. This will make you look a lot better than your friend.

Answer 8

Roses are red
poop isnt blue,
what people think is cool
is the opposite of you

Answer 9

Its just not true the things she says
and I cant make her change her ways.
And I cant get her to admit
its her, not me
that's full of ..........

(Sorry, cant think of a word to rhyme with 'admit')

Answer 10

Sorry, we don't know the person who made fun of you. More details please.