2007-04-04 12:45:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If they're female, they are just the right size for "vertical" sex.
2007-04-04 12:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody just feels bad for them because they're super small and have the deformity of pointy ears.
2007-04-04 19:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are cute and hard working, and because they are so short/handicapped it keeps the Labor Board off Santa's patootie.
2007-04-04 19:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they work for Santa Claus
2007-04-04 19:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by ♫Jennrox4life♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they do hard labor for little pay. like make toys for little kids on christmas. or have to bake cookies in a tree. so i say they're pretty special.
2007-04-04 19:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have funny pointy ears that we can all make fun of.
2007-04-04 19:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have pointy ears....and we have yet to find out if OTHER parts are pointy too...*raises eyebrows*
2007-04-04 19:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by <3pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they are kind of cute and I hear they are great party friends.
2007-04-04 19:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by lucy02 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have pointy ears. There's nothing else to it!
2007-04-04 19:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by Arya E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout you go ask Santa?
2007-04-04 19:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋