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A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor
said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he
then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here
for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's
office."

2007-04-04 12:34:43 · 29 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

29 answers

Ha ha ha !
You just made me spit out my water !

Hugs,

2007-04-04 12:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Funny!

2007-04-04 19:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by Starscape 6 · 1 0

Maybe a slight smile.....sense of humor is either off duty at the moment or this isn't my type humor.

2007-04-04 19:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by Im Listening 5 · 0 0

yes, made laugh, hey them old folks have to watch every penny, rather see that than 3 hundred dollar potty seats

2007-04-04 19:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Lmao!

2007-04-04 19:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7 · 0 0

It does have a certain je ne sais quoi ... but only in America.

2007-04-04 19:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by mrsgavanrossem 5 · 0 0

Yes it was funny! This couple was working the system. How clever. I like, i like!!!!!

2007-04-04 19:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Lmao...that has to be the funniest joke I have ever heard.

2007-04-04 19:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Umm not really buddy. Not my kinda humor.

2007-04-04 19:43:36 · answer #9 · answered by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5 · 0 0

Oddly enough i guess it was funny

2007-04-04 19:44:11 · answer #10 · answered by Cassandra 3 · 0 0

Yes that sure did make me laugh!

2007-04-04 19:39:16 · answer #11 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1 0

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