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What if he had a flashlight?

2007-04-04 09:48:14 · 37 answers · asked by Retodd 3 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

Too many funny answers. This one has to go to voting.

2007-04-04 17:11:27 · update #1

37 answers

Sure as long as Cheney was holding the flashlight.

2007-04-04 09:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by shirley e 7 · 3 3

I'm sure if he had sufficient inclination to want to find his derriere in the dark, he would. Someone up the line suggested that you might request a set of instructions from the President; the only thing I can add to that is that you might want to ask for a flashlight too, so that you don't try to read it in a room that is evidently so dark you can't find your own posterior. It helps to have light when you read something -- just a thought.

2007-04-04 09:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Richard S 5 · 1 1

Not even with the flashlight, a mapbook and both hands.

2007-04-04 10:02:06 · answer #3 · answered by Unicornrider 7 · 1 0

Bush doesn't do anything with out Cheney's permission, that's why he is so full of it, he hasn't been given permission to go to the bathroom for a while.

2007-04-04 09:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, President Bush would use the flashlight to help President Clinton to find what the definition of the word "is" is.

2007-04-04 09:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 5

That's Rove's new job after the election losses.

2007-04-04 09:53:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If Cheney would let go of it long enough - he -MIGHT.

-- everybody see the clip of himS TALKING BUSH on the White House grounds ???
--What's going on there I wonder?

2007-04-04 09:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by Your Teeth or Mine? 5 · 1 0

Hum ! How many life's, and Billion,s, of Dollars, would it cost to find out ?

2007-04-04 09:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by ThomasL 6 · 2 0

He was able to find Jeff Gannon's - so of couse he can!

hehehehehe

2007-04-04 10:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

all he would have to do is find the bottom button on his shirt and work his way up to the neck opening

2007-04-04 09:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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