What is the most ridiculous name...?

Question

That you have ever known a person to have?

The dumbest one I have ever heard was Tierza Joy, yes, like Tears of Joy... How sad!

Answer 1

Orangejello - pronounced Or-ah-ngell-o.

Also heard of a poor ignorant girl who named her daughter Leukemia.

Answer 2

I once new a boy at school called Jarvis Charinczuk but he got expelled for swearing at the head and tripping up his french teacher. Poor boy. he had a good afro though. Other ones ive heard are like Hugh Jass, Teresa Green, Donna Kebab, Ben Dover, Neil Down, Stan Dupp

And on this website http://www.yournotme.com you can type a name in and see how many people have that name. I think 2 people are called Fat and one called Mum

Answer 3

I graduated with a girl named, shyjuanski

I saw the name Vajilla in a baby name book aside from the fact that it sound like vagina it means china set in spanish.

I've also been noticing that these so called baby name books are just kinda putting random words from different languages and making pass as real names. Not only have I found Vajilla
I've found Vaquero: Spanish for cowboy
Incandilata: Italian for she's burning.
Transito: yep, transit as in going somewhere.
Primitivo: primitive.
Alta: tall (female).


oh, I met this lady who wanted to name her son
Shethed, she pronounced it sheh-tehd, of course vital records told her she had to change the name because it sounds
like sh*thead and that's child abuse, she contested but had to change the name at the end.
finally I met this one little girl in foster care that her mother named her Gonoria, she went by niki (her middle name btw).

I met a guy named Yosef Electro Cuxon, like electrocution at a seminar.

Answer 4

I've never heard of any ridiculous names because the parent had to name their child that for a reason.

Besides, isn't that kind of mean, thinking names are ridiculous? What if your name was Tierza Joy? Then you wouldn't be laughing, would you?

Answer 5

I went to a rele bad middle school lol, so i knew a lot of ppl with weird names.

1. Obsession (girl)
2. Uniqua (girl)
3. Mark and Marquarius (twin boys)
4. Orion (boy)
5. Gaylan Percy (my boy cousin - i am so sorry for him :)
6. Artisha (girl)
7. Cobra Ann (girl - I'm not kidding)
8. Adore (girl)
9. Kanon (boy)

Answer 6

For the one who said a couple in Sweden named their child Metallica, So did a friend of my husbands. They call him Matt. The father was a tattoo artist in Lubbock that killed himself on New Years Eve 2002 driving 120 mph into a light pole. I have met a Burly (and he was a Jr.) his wife is Elav (El-ah-vee) My husband knew twins Lighning and Thunder. There is a boy in my kids class Major and Colen (pronounced like Colon.) Another Casen. Another name I think is really weird but for some reason a lot of people like is Piper- like Peter Piper- who would want that for a name?

Answer 7

I am a sonographer ...and let me just sat that I have seen and heard some doozies .

My worst though ( please forgive me , but I need to write it out for you to see just how bad it actually was) ...

and this is NOT made up:

S-H-I-T-H-E-A-D
(pronounced Shi-tay-ed , as I would later learn)


Now, how on earth do you go out to the waiting room with THAT name on the request , no IDEA how it's ACTUALLY pronounced , and call the patient back ? I just went with " Ms. so-and-so" ....saved myself a world of hurt.


~Ej

Also, My grandmother had a friend that used to be around when we were kids who we called " Aunt Ima" ....I learned later that her actual name was " Ima Horreh" . The only consolation being that it was a married name . (At least her parents weren't THAT cruel!)

Answer 8

Justin Case (just in case, because the father told the mother they needed a boy name "just in case")

Shithead

Peni S.

Anita Woody, first and last name

Beverly Ann for a man, whose name I came across today

Some person on here wanted to name their boy Raya Sunshyne, which is just plain dumb

Wheat, Skye, and Wind, who were all brother and sisters

And... my husband knew someone with the last name Pussey

Answer 9

Van Halen

Thunderina (A guest on Jerry Springer about 8 or 9 years ago.)

Poo

Asshoke

Clintiny

Clintrachelton

Sircharlton

Shakuntela

Earica

Scapulon (I think he was from outerspace)

Red Asshoal (Red Uh-Shole)

Scientific Maps

Richard Beavers (Dick P ussy. I used to work with him.)

Answer 10

I think if you just hang out here and read a while, you'll have seen the worst of the worst. It's like the new moms are hanging out all day dreaming of acronyms or some silly nonsense! It's just horrifying!

Answer 11

Jessify. That name drives me CRAZY. I also know a little boy named Ocean and a little girl named O'shun. They sound the same and are both 3. SD