"Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"
2007-04-04 08:09:33
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answered by sexy_golfer 2
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Not the Best Band ever and what was wrong with The Clash?
2007-04-04 08:09:31
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answer #2
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answered by Experto Credo 7
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they werent even the best band named supertramp
2007-04-04 08:12:54
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answered by jstu14033 2
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A little band Named Queen is :) LOL
2007-04-04 08:14:50
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answered by QueenFan0946 5
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No and Oasis and Coldplay and Blur are pretty great British bands.
2007-04-04 08:09:57
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answered by kimpetuous 3
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a very good band that's for sure but not the best
2007-04-04 08:10:15
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answer #6
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answered by wild horses 5
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No. What about the Stones, the Beatles or The Who? Sorry!
2007-04-04 08:10:34
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answered by cats 7
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sure! For a short jointly as interior the previous due '70's, early '80's, i think of! i assumed they have been superb and unique! they had an album noted as, Breakfast in u.s., and it rocked!!
2016-10-21 00:45:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Not even in the team picture
2007-04-04 08:08:48
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answered by wizjp 7
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Yes ... except for all the other best band evers ... there are so many ... lol
2007-04-04 08:09:11
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answered by David E 4
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