My sister went to the social security administration and asked for an application for a new social security number because her credit was so bad with the old one....and she was serious.
Yes, we still talk about, and always will - we owe her that much.
;)
2007-04-04 06:26:01 · 18 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When we were kids, a neighbor kid hits my brother in the back of the head with a football and takes off toward his house.
While he's making his escape, my brother launches a spiral rainbow that would make Dan Marino jealous.
Neighbor kid reaches his porch and turns to take one last look back, just in time to catch that football right between the eyes. Must've been a good 60 yards away.
That was 20 years ago, and still gets laughs when we get together.
2007-04-04 06:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
my brother-in-law never drinks. He went to a christmas party at his work and got smashed! He came falling through the door, fell into the kitchen table breaking one of the legs, fell down in the hallway and past out in the bathroom thinking he was gonna ralph. About 5 minutes later he came to feeling the urge to purge and flused his false teeth down the toilet! No one even knew he had false teeth. It took him about a week to get a new set. But the worst hangover ever and $1500 later, he swore to never drink again! Still cracks me up!
2007-04-04 13:32:12 · answer #2 · answered by groundpounders'R'us 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My brother took my dad out one day in his 1958 Oldsmobile, and ran out of gas. While my brother walked to the gas staion to get a can of gas, someone rear ended the car with my Dad sitting in the passenger's seat. He didn't get hurt just shook up a bit. My Dad's long gone, but we still get a good laugh when he brings it up, as my brother can't hold back the laughter when he tells of the look on Dad's face when he returned with the gas.
2007-04-04 13:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by OOGLY 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dad made me instant oatmeal on the stove, with the flame on under the pan (I was about 10)
He also once made a cowboy hat out of snow, for my snowman.
Dad is gone now; talking about these things is part of the healing process now that the grief is gone.
Creating that memory album in my heart. It really works; when I miss him, I pick out a favorite memory to make me smile (The cowboy hat is IT)
2007-04-04 13:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A beautiful chocolate cake with lots of icing was made for Thanksgiving...when it came to cut it at the table and pass around the pieces, the knife wouldn't go through the cake...so they got a better knife and it still wouldn't cut.....the cake was a frosted block of wood (as a joke)
2007-04-04 13:40:37 · answer #5 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My (normally shy) sister got really drunk at my wedding and proceeded to sing Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You". Very loudly and very badly. Fortunately we have the entire escapade on DVD and if she ever gets on my nerves I just start humming that song and she shuts up. It almost always comes up at family gatherings too, lol. She will never live it down.
2007-04-04 13:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by rockerchick82 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heres only a few..*sigh* (most happen at Holidays here)
1.my drunk brother in law parked his pick up on the boat dock,needless to say it was drown in the morning..
2. my 6 yr old Nephew shaved his eyebrows off completely..then drew them back on with a black magic marker...
3.another drunk brother in law tried to climb the picnic table with his ATV...
4.my 6 yr old Niece messed her panties (#2) tried to hide them by throwing them in the bathroom trash,the dog found them & brought them out for all to see while we were cutting the turkey at Thanksgiving...yah gag!
5. my stoned brother once walked thru the patio sliding door when it was shut..didn't get a scratch,go figure
oh family,don't cha just love 'em?=)
2007-04-04 13:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time when I was younger my dad took us out for Itallian food..there was no parmesean cheese on our table so I got up form the table to get some off of another table..
As soon as I had the cheese on hand my dad stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs :Cheese theif.. that child is stealing the cheese.." I was mortified at the time.. but we still laugh about it today!
2007-04-04 13:31:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My drunk father-in-law went for a drive with his dog...got pulled over and he tried to convince the cop that the dog was the one actually driving the car.
2007-04-04 13:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My grandfather bought my grandmother chocolate covered cherries every year for various holidays and such and never knew she hated them.
He passed away 17 years ago and we still talk about it.
2007-04-04 13:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by Unexpectedly George 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋