Am stuck in an office with a woman younger than me, but older mentally. And a senior citizen whom I have nothing in common with. The phone is not ringing and there is no music. Should I go to roof and jump or find something sharp in the ladies toilet, and slit my wrists. I finish here at 5 pm. Please humourous answers only.
2007-04-04 02:38:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Can't have music on (even on low) thanks for your suggestions though.
2007-04-04 02:53:14 · update #1
pray, talk to the LORD, wait on JESUS to give you the answer
s you need. dont be in a hurry to do things on yourown, unless
you dont want GODS help?
2007-04-04 03:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
At least you have an internet connection, play some music from that, go to websites for radio stations that play livestream. In the meantime call some friends, avoid going on the roof and sharp objects. Five o'clock will be there before you know it.
2007-04-04 02:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Maria b 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stand up slowly from your desk, and begin to act like a chicken, after 2 minutes of this collapse to the floor and tell the other people in the office it must have been the chicken sandwich you had for lunch, then convince them you have bird flu and insist on leaving work immediately. Extreme but i guarantee a result! Have Fun
2007-04-04 02:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty heavy stuff actually for this time of day and therefore I cannot give humour - only that I have finished for the day and on my first gin and tonic and then going to laze in the sunshine for a few hours then off to see a show and then back in time for the house to have been cleaned by my domestic who hopefully will have a hot bath waiting for me and then sleep - and then tomorrow off on a cruise for a month in the carib; - such is life - now thats funny especially as you are working !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-04 02:48:28 · answer #4 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've said it before and I'll say it again: flatulence. Passive-aggressive annoying behavior is always a good talent to have when you are in a situation beyond your control (or surrounded by passive-aggressive annoying people). Here's an idea: Remember the first Lethal Weapon movie? Remember how Mel Gibson would always act crazy to get himself out of desparate situations (not so sure he was acting now)? Think about it....
2007-04-04 03:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jump up and start singing the Hokey Cokey, (left leg in, left leg out etc). Form a line and go into the street or adjoining buildings, you will make every ones day. Promise.
2007-04-04 02:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by david t 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get stuck into some work-it will take your mind off your inattention to your work. Oh and tomorrow you could bring with you a big box of choccies and share them between you all.
2007-04-04 03:55:16 · answer #7 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alternate prank calling each of the two others in your office. It will pass the time and give you a laugh.
2007-04-04 02:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Mention to them both that you have joined a naturist club. Keep a straight face and watch their reaction !
Chin up hon !
x
2007-04-04 02:42:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A mouse finds a Viagra tablet on the floor, eats it, now where's that f*cking *****!!!!.
2007-04-04 02:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by charterman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋